Miss Footloose
I'm an expat writer not living in paradise (like Peter Mayle or Frances Mayes). I do not drink wine from my own grapes or tend my own olive groves. I have, however, visited my butcher's bedroom in Palestine, eaten fertility sausage in Kenya, and almost landed in prison in Uganda.
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LIFE IN THE EXPAT LANE
http://www.lifeintheexpatlane.com/
Lighthearted stories of my (mis)adventures living the expat life in Asia, Africa, the Middle East and other fun places around the globe.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 237 )
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Living Abroad: Weird, Broken and Headless
No worries — it’s not me who’s weird, broken and headless. On second thought maybe weird does apply: Being an expat and living in foreign countries is often... Read more
Posted on 16 March 2013 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Living Abroad: Madame the Expat and the Gardener
No, this is not a sordid tale of galloping lust and sexual debauchery (rumored to be rampant in expat communities), so if that’s what you’re hoping for, go away. Read more
Posted on 09 March 2013 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: The Joy of Airport Security
I know you’ll find this hard to believe, but I’m a very innocuous looking person. There’s nothing suspicious, strange or fabulously exotic about my physical... Read more
Posted on 02 March 2013 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Living Abroad: Welcome Home!
What does it mean to come home? What do you find when you’ve been away? What is home, anyway? Several months ago we left Moldova in Eastern Europe where we had... Read more
Posted on 23 February 2013 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Romance: The Real Deal
I met my American prince long ago. He’d traveled across the ocean to my native Holland and we romanced in Amsterdam. Later he proposed on a moonlit piazza in... Read more
Posted on 14 February 2013 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Toilet Tales
For reasons only known to the gods of cyberspace, I came upon multiple posts last week dealing with expat nightmares and struggles concerning foreign toilets... Read more
Posted on 03 February 2013 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Foodie: Peas on Earth
Are you a foreigner living in an alien land? As an expat, surely, you have times when you hanker for familiar foods from your home country, things like Twinkies... Read more
Posted on 24 January 2013 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Oh, the Stuff You Collect!
I have yearnings to be a minimalist. A minimalist expat. Then I wouldn’t have to deal with all those possessions that get bagged and boxed and shipped and store... Read more
Posted on 14 January 2013 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Are the Dutch Nuts?
Happy New Year! On New Year’s Eve in my native Holland (properly called The Netherlands) people go out into the streets — no matter what the weather — and set... Read more
Posted on 03 January 2013 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Holidays: Wherever You Are
Whichever holidays you celebrate and wherever you are this festive season, with family in your own country, or somewhere far away in a foreign country, I hope... Read more
Posted on 22 December 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Lost in Translation
Still feeling gloomy after reading my latest post? Oh, get over it! Read this and see if it will give you a few chuckles and cheer you up.Expats often have the... Read more
Posted on 27 November 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Of Wakes and Funerals
Are you surprised that not all in the expat life is full of fun and frivolity? Surely not. Not even all that is exotic is full of joy and thrills. Read more
Posted on 17 November 2012 EXPAT, OUTDOORS, SNOW, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Wife Number One
Marry a foreigner? Leave my cozy Holland? Go to Africa? I was young and innocent when fate offered me these thrillingly risky opportunities. Since I was yearnin... Read more
Posted on 03 November 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Expat Life: Happy Anywhere?
If you’re living the serial expat life you’d better learn to be happy anywhere, which is easier said than done in some cases. Being in transition from one... Read more
Posted on 27 October 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Miss Footloose is Sorry
No doubt all of you expats have been waiting with baited breath for Miss Footloose’s next post about her new adventures. She can feel your eagerness radiating... Read more
Posted on 13 October 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: The Sucky Part
Three men came to our apartment, packed up our stuff and they were gone in less than an hour and a half. When we see our possessions again, we’ll be a... Read more
Posted on 29 September 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Seeing Things
What’s fun about expat life is seeing things. The little, ordinary things that are not ordinary to you, or that for some reason catch your foreign eye. I live i... Read more
Posted on 22 September 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Trouble: Barefoot and Phone-less
Just one micro-second of inattention and you’re in trouble. One moment of not thinking and you manage to get yourself in a problem situation. Okay, that’s sayin... Read more
Posted on 11 September 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Foodie: Extreme Barbecue at the Dacha
A car drives up. Someone opens the trunk. I see what’s inside. Oh, no . . .Do you like picnics? Barbecues? Sure you do. If you live in the world of gourmet... Read more
Posted on 01 September 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: The Unfriendly Dutch
I’m upset, dear reader. In the last few months I’ve come across several posts and articles about how unfriendly, rude and blunt the Dutch are. Blunt, I get. We... Read more
Posted on 24 August 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL