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• Barack Obama's Diary: Tea and No Sympathy

  Dear Diary: Sheesh! On days like today it seems that, in the eyes of the media, I can't do nuthin' right. While I was conducting a bold and muscular air attack... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• The Power of Positive Thinking

  [Vulgarity alert:]  Late in the night the Marine regained consciousness in the Naval hospital ICU. Tubes up his nose, both legs and one arm in  casts and wires... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Attack of the unGodly

  Despite their continued verbal commitment to keeping religious materials out of public schools, both the Satanic Temple and The Freedom From Religion... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Obama Clashes with Military Chiefs

  The Washington Post is reporting a worrying rift between Obama and military chiefs. Retired Marine Gen. James Mattis, who served under Obama until last year,... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Ig-Nobel Prizes

  The winners of the Ig-Nobel Prize for neuroscience may not get a Nobel for their research into what happens in the brains of people who see Jesus' face in toast. Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Attack of the Killer Bees

  African bees, it seem,s are even more aggressive on their home turf. Gert Venter, who has been a traffic pointsman in South Africa for 13 years, was attacked... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• The Dung Beetle Award Goes To...

  

  The Academy of Dung Beetles' Award is being rolled towards the notoriously liberal Ninth Circuit Court of Appeal for ruling that it is illegal to wear American... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Australians Rethink Anti-gun Laws

  With news of the ISIS plot to randomly abduct members of the Australian public and behead them, Australian sentiment on guns is dramatically shifting. Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Queen of Satire

  The incomparable Andy Borowitz writes: "...Queen Elizabeth II took to the British airwaves on Thursday to excoriate the Scots in a one-hour, profanity-laden... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• 5 Lies That Have Shaped Bam's Presidency

  If past presidents are remembered for their signature achievements, Obama will be remembered for his signature lie: “If you like your health care plan, blah,... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Victory is All That Matters --- Coulter

  

  The most important words printed in The New York Times since "REAGAN EASILY BEATS CARTER" were from a front-page article last Sunday about how, after six years... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Obamcare Contractors Play Pictionary

  Serco, a private contracting firm paid more than $1 billion to process paper Obamacare applications, paid employees to do nothing. Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Bam Left High and Dry as Leaders Spurn Climate Conference

  The imminent climate summit in New York is rapidly turning into an utter embarrassment for President Obama in addition to becoming a punishment round for... Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Barack Obama's Diary: Harken Unto Me, Ye Muslim Masses

  Dear Diary: I am exceedingly excited that my breathtaking rhetorical skills have been revived in the face of ISIL. Yea, I say unto ye who dare oppose me or... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Dim Crims: Suspect Calls Cops Over Stolen Phone

  According to the Seattle Police Department, a 20-year-old suspect called 911 around 4 p.m. Saturday from a gas station. She said a man was following her and... Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Progress Notes for Patient No. 540463, OBAMA, Barack H.

  9/13/2014 I have been commissioned by Valerie Jarrett to be on call 24/7 for Patient, who is showing increasing signs of instability, threatening to 'degrade'... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Ten Buck Friday

  Week Three of a Nine Week Mission, to Seek Out new life for the Senate. Focusing on the Senate races (Republicans need just six seats to oust the Dimbulb from... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Dim Crims: Walmart Shoppers Flee on Ride-on Carts

  Shirley Mae Mason, 46, was arrested Monday night and charged with the theft of the $1200 electric cart and six bags stuffed with clothing from Walmart. Failing... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Barack Obama's Diary: Roar! But I'm Not at War...

  Dear Diary: I am elated about my speech addressing the nation about the decisive measures I plan to take against the ISIL. I was as fierce as a lion. Who could... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS

• Dim Crims: 'Burglar' Snoozes His Way to Jail

  An alleged burglar in Sarasota County, Fla., was caught napping by deputies, who paused to take a few photos of the man snoozing next to a bag of jewelry... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2014 DEBATE, POLITICS