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The Clinton Chronicles: Bill is Too Late for Dinner...again
Even in the seclusion of our Chappaqua home we can't escape the prying eyes and ears of Secret Service agents who loiter on our street in a 'cable' van and... Read more
Posted on 14 February 2016 DEBATE, POLITICS -
The Secret Diary of Donald J.Trumpet: Tra-la-la!.
Dear Diary: My boycott of the Iowa debate was a masterstroke, more effective than even I had dreamed it would be. Now all eyes are on me, me, me. Read more
Posted on 30 January 2016 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Barack Obama's Diary: OK Mate, You Can Have a Few Bloody Minutes of My Time
I have a meeting this morning with Australian Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull and I have been practising my Australian folk ballads, to ensure he feels... Read more
Posted on 19 January 2016 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Progress Notes for Patient 540463, Obama, Barack, H.
When we landed back in D.C. Jarrett was triumphant, having found Patient's cache of shatter in the desk of the airborne Oval Office. Read more
Posted on 06 January 2016 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Progress Notes for Patient 540463, Obama, Barack, H.
With the timely use of Ativan, I have brought Patient back under control after his idiotic use of Shatter {butane-dissolved cannabis oil}. Meanwhile, Valerie... Read more
Posted on 02 January 2016 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Captain's Log, Air Force One: Sky Date 1/1/16
12/4/15 : Passenger-in-Chief has requested that AF1 be flown to Joint Base Andrews, to take Valerie Jarrett to Hawaii for the purpose of supervising said... Read more
Posted on 01 January 2016 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Barack Obama's Diary: Drone Causes My Secret Service Detail to Go to Plan B
I decided to collect Valerie Jarrett at Honolulu Airport. Marv Nicholson set it all up and we proceeded there by motorcade. Alas, some sharp-eyed Secret... Read more
Posted on 30 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Progress Report on Patient 540463, Obama, Barack, H.
I was interrupted in my dolphin-watching at my sumptuous hotel at Diamond Head by a call from Marv Nicholson who was in a funk over Patient's condition. Read more
Posted on 28 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Barack Obama's Diary: Ka-boom! I Explore Outer Space
Yesterday, I asked my discreet trip director, Marv Nicholson, to obtain for me a sample of Shatter a novelty in the marijuana market, made by dissolving cannabi... Read more
Posted on 27 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Barack Obama's Diary: Dr Rink Clips My Wingzzzzz...
Valerie Jarrett flew in Dr S.H. Rink to Honolulu because she feared that the island choom had unhinged me. Rink lost no time in dosing me to the gills with a... Read more
Posted on 23 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Progress Notes for Patient 540463 Obama, Barack, H.
Valjar had told me to report to Joint Base Andrews ASAP and the military whisked me away to Hawaii as efficiently as one would expect. On arrival I was taken t... Read more
Posted on 21 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Barack Obama's Diary: Is That a Drone I See Above Me?
Dear Diary: I wasted no time this morning hooking up with some old island pals for a round of golf. But I could not shake off the disconcerting feeling of... Read more
Posted on 21 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Joke of the Day
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Is that Trump and Cruz over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's... Read more
Posted on 18 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Putin Pumps Trump
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday described Donald Trump as "talented" and "outstanding," welcoming his stance on Russia. Read more
Posted on 17 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Barack Obama's Diary -- Choom to the Rescue!
Dear Diary: I had been feeling bereft these past few days. Then I remembered the stash of Choom stowed away in a secret compartment under the Resolute Desk wher... Read more
Posted on 17 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Progress Notes for Patient 540463:Obama, Barack, H.
i had yet another urgent call from Valerie Jarrett today, asking me to make a home visit to Patient's private family apartment. He was in a bad state when I... Read more
Posted on 14 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Barack Obama's Diary: How I Showed the Pentagon Brass Who's Boss
Dear Diary: I had summoned the Pentagon's top brass to the Oval Office today to reprimand them for their role in permitting the San Bernadino massacre. "On... Read more
Posted on 14 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Progress Notes for Patient 540463, Obama Barack, H.
It has been a long time since I had a distressed call from Valerie Jarrett asking me to make a discreet visit to Patient's private apartment. Read more
Posted on 10 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Make Like Trump, Says GOP Chief
The Washington Post reports that Donald Trump has become such a force in the Republican Party that the official overseeing next year’s Senate raes has proposed ... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS -
Long Lines Wait to Hear Trump
Donald Trump held a rally Saturday morning at the Robarts Arena in Sarasota, Florida, where Gateway Pundit writer Kristinn Taylor reported that one waiting lin... Read more
Posted on 29 November 2015 DEBATE, POLITICS