Guerrillamom

LATEST ARTICLES ( 150 )

• Summer, Brooklyn Style.

  

  I've got to get this kid to a beach. Read more

  Posted on 16 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• The Wonder Clock. Ugh.

  

  Every wonder how much time you have left until your ovaries shrivel up, and you are rendered a spinster, forever? Well, worry no more! Read more

  Posted on 14 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Deconstructing Cosmo

  

  For the past few months I've been on the receiving end of a free subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine. It's like the universe is calling me an old lady. Fuck... Read more

  Posted on 12 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Doing Things.

  

  I went to the movies yesterday. This may not seem like an epic event to most of you, but I have been to exactly three movies since Lucien was born, so it's... Read more

  Posted on 08 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• The Kid is Cool.

  

  I always loved bragging that The Ramones was the first concert I ever went to. That is a pretty cool first concert, if you ask me. Lucien's already out done... Read more

  Posted on 06 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Not That Day.

  

  Did you hear that? Yes, of course I heard it. It was a little difficult to decipher, with the flurry of activity going on around me. One doctor pulling an oxyge... Read more

  Posted on 05 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I'll Never Be a Pageant Mom.

  

  Parenting was not simply about raising a child, it was about transforming a child, force-feeding it like a foie gras goose, altering, modifying, modulating,... Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Weight Watchers - Leave New Moms Alone.

  Weight Watchers is smart. They have created a billion dollar industry convincing women across the globe that if they just count, track, and log every bite of... Read more

  Posted on 29 June 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I'll Have a Vodka Martini. Hold the Ironic Mustache.

  

  Bar experience. Early spring, 2012.Me: I'd like a Kettle martini, dry. Shaken hard.Bartender, begins shaking his head in disapproval.Me: Is there something wron... Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Deconstructing Deepak

  

  Translation: you're late. Or, it's not possible to be late, because now is also 10 minutes ago. Or, time doesn't exist so buy a ticket to my yoga... Read more

  Posted on 25 June 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING