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• I Have No Head! Can I Find Love Oily George?

  

  Heads UpDear OilyMy man left me for another woman. I have an amazing figure but sadly lack a head at the moment. Would you like to go out with me? Have you got ... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2014 HUMOR

• A Snowline Of Yellow Furze (By Paul Holland Again!)

  I’ve given up the shore for HillsThese HillsAt twilight the Lough glows yet redClutching the last of the SunI’ve given up The Shore for these hillsHills yellow... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2014 HUMOR

• Is Love Just A Fishy Tale? Aunty Bill Thinks Not!

  

  Hello Aunty;Where I come from, a woman selects her life partner by slapping him/her with a wet haddock. Sadly, due to Climate Change, warming oceans and over... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2014 HUMOR

• Guest Post: Burn Gingers And Save The Planet! – A Shocking Gingerfightback...

  

  gingerfightback:Yes folks! Those lovely people at the wonderful Long Awkward Pause blog asked for a guest post from GFB and this is the drivel I came up with.... Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2014 HUMOR

• Ginger Mysticism – With The Mystic Milkman

  

  I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now.I am up with the Lark,... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2014 HUMOR

• Shakespeare and Justin Bieber – Sausages Unite These Genuises!

  

  One is the greatest wordsmith ever to embellish the English language. The other is William Shakespeare.Not only do they both come from Canada but their... Read more

  Posted on 24 April 2014 HUMOR

• Warrior Vegetables – The Potato Comes Out Top!

  

  Imagine you are a Roman Legionnaire fighting the Barbarian hordes (Gauls, Picts, Vandals or Visigoth – take your pick).Imagine the Legionnaire to your right,... Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2014 HUMOR

• Let Down By Love – Aunty Bill Help!

  

  Hello Aunty;Several days ago I discovered that my man was cheating on me with a foot pump. Ever since I have felt very deflated.Is there anything I can do? Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2014 HUMOR

• Beyonce And Jay Z Share Their Fence With Us! All New Fences Of The Famous!

  

  Hello!“All the world’s a fence.”Like doubts, we all have them or know someone who has them. Fences that is.What does your Fence say about you?  Rotten?... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2014 HUMOR

• Arts Scene With Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel,... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2014 HUMOR

• War On Welfare – Ian Drunken-Spliff To Crackdown On His Crackdown!

  

  Gfb has received a letter outlining the Government’s crackdown on the crackdown on the Welfare State.The letter entitled, “Have A Bang On This! Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2014 HUMOR

• Fanny Redcrack’s Cookery Corner – Devilled Kidneys

  

  Dear Fanny,My husband has taken to eating his own toe-nails and belly button fluff. When I finally discovered his dirty little secret and confronted him, he... Read more

  Posted on 10 April 2014 HUMOR

• Baby Prince George Is Normal! Gingerfightback Exclusive!

  

  Britain was shocked to learn today that Baby Prince George, the fruit of sexual intercourse between our Kate and Wills, is in fact a normal bouncing bonny baby! Read more

  Posted on 10 April 2014 HUMOR

• Crackhead In The Cupboard Says; “Follow Your Dreams!”

  

  Hi Kids,Take yer old Uncle Crackhead’s advice and follow your dreams! I was a concert pianist feted all over the world for my talent and humility. But all I... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2014 HUMOR

• George W Bush’s Paintings Resembled………..

  

  Many of you will be aware of President George W Bush’s love of painting despite the fact that they can only be described as shite. Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2014 HUMOR

• Noah – It Rained Sausages For 40 Days And For 40 Nights! – Sausage Request # 62

  

  This week’s request comes from the highly talented writer Amy Reese, whose stories you can FIND HERERecently released as a Blockbuster epic featuring Russell... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2014 HUMOR

• Barbecues – The Do’s and Don’ts – By Bob On The Pot

  

  Hello,With warmer weather comes the need to barbecue.For those of you who are foreign firstly, it is not your fault.  Secondly, barbecues are a recent... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2014 HUMOR

• HS2 – New Route Revealed!

  

  GFB’s transport correspondent Dan Dan-The-Trailer-Man has been granted exclusive access to the proposed revised route for the controversial £50 Billion HS2 trai... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2014 HUMOR

• Cheese Kill! – Stench McBain – A One Man War Gone Rogue

  

  Hello,As ex-special forces I know about adapting to my surroundings through disguise and aromatherapy.My account of life as a Jihadist in Syria called, “But... Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2014 HUMOR

• Jack Nicholson And A Sausage In The Shining! Sausage Request #46

  

  This week’s request comes from a great friend of GFB, artist Marina Kavinaki whose wondrous works you can FIND HERE!Marina asked for Jack Nicholson in The... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2014 HUMOR