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• Is Nelson’s Column Really A Giant Sausage?

  

  Yes!Here is the leaning tower of Pisa being supported by a giant sausage – Amazing!As legendary actor Tom Hanks said, “I like towers and I like sausages so... Read more

  Posted on 21 October 2013 HUMOR

• Here Is Theat Happy Goose Again And Another Old Favourite To Tickle Your Fancy

  

  Hello,Rain is on the way, Tomcat Fightback has fallen asleep in a saucepan and my feet are cold.So here is that Happy Goose again!And here is the brilliant... Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2013 HUMOR

• When Bob’s On The Pot He Likes To Read A Lot!

  

  Hello,I was at my Sister’s this weekend to help her partner Darren, creosote their garden fence. I don’t like him.  Several years ago he tried to steal my... Read more

  Posted on 18 October 2013 HUMOR

• My Friend Featured In the Bible – Honest! – By Agnes DuPont

  

  Hello,Regular readers will recall that I met a  man called Trevor through the reincarnee’s dating agency, “Have We’ve Met B4?”... Read more

  Posted on 17 October 2013 HUMOR

• Daniel Day Lewis Talks To Gingerfightback About His New Film Role

  

  He has more Oscars than you can shake a stick at and is an exponent of Conker Fung Du, the Cornish martial art that encompasses kickboxing and conkers. Daniel... Read more

  Posted on 14 October 2013 HUMOR

• What Do Porn Moguls Have For Breakfast? Oily George Answers Your Queries

  

  Hello Oily,You mentioned you had Hornflakes for breakfast. They are not available in my home town. Is there anything else I cold try for breakfast? Lavinia,... Read more

  Posted on 12 October 2013 HUMOR

• What Do Porn Moguls Have For Breakfast? Oily George Answers Your Queries

  

  Hello Oily,I was wondering if you could let me know what you have for breakfast. I’m sure it is the secret to you maintaining your fantastic figure, oily sheen... Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2013 HUMOR

• Is That Marvel Comic’s Hero Thor With His Chicken Hammer And Sausage On His Head?

  

  Yes!In case you wanted to know Chicken Hammer in ancient Norse is – Kaða Mjölnir – impress your friends with this knowledge. Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2013 HUMOR

• Sofa So Good – Memoirs Of A Removal Man

  

  Hello 12 months ago we introduced you to Del Springett, removal man. Sadly, Del passed away this week when he was crushed to death by a runaway Tallboy in... Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2013 HUMOR

• Are Numbers The Work Of The Devil? – By Bob On The Pot

  

  Hello,I was round Aunt Bab’s this morning, installing a chairlift. I had seized it from a Paralympic hero who was in arrears because of the Bedroom Tax.  You... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2013 HUMOR

• Can A Man Love His Meat? Aunty Bill Answers The Questions You Want Answering

  

  Aunty BillIs it wrong for a man to develop a deep affection for ham? I have.Nathan, MelbourneAunty Bill Replies;Nathan,Not at all! Many have written to me... Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2013 HUMOR

• Scottish Independence – The Queen Speaks Out!

  

  The Queen has pleaded once again with the Scots not to turn their backs on the United Kingdom and vote for independence. The big funnelled monarch, celebrating... Read more

  Posted on 07 October 2013 HUMOR

• Is That Rock Legend, Champion Of The Poor And Possessor Of A Highly Efficient Ta...

  

  Yes!Don’t worry – it is not a giant sausage – Bono is titchy!Famous U2 Sausage Songs include;Sausage Bloody SausageWhere The Sausages Have No NameWith Or Withou... Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2013 HUMOR

• Huey Lewis And The News Nearly Killed Me! – By Bob On The Pot

  

  Hello,I was on The Pot  last week, reading an article in my wife Shirley’s Cosmopolitan about a posh woman who overcame her fear of stretch marks by setting up... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2013 HUMOR

• Arts Scene With Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  Hello,My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel,... Read more

  Posted on 02 October 2013 HUMOR

• Fancy Dating A Tortoise? Aunty Bill Offers Some Tips

  

  Aunty BillCan you help?I have been going out with a tortoise for a couple of weeks now. The tortoise is lovely if a bit quiet and really enjoys gangsta rap, as... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2013 HUMOR

• Teeth Problems? – Oily George Can Help

  

  Ello Hoily,Can you help? I am doing a crossword and I am stuck on 6 across.The clue is; “Things we chew our food with located in our mouths.” It has 5 letters... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2013 HUMOR

• Government Reacts To Miliband’s Shock Decision To Serve The People

  

  Duncan-Spliff ’avin it laaarge….. Gfb has received a copy of a letter outlining how the Coalition will counter the surprise decision this week of Labour Leader... Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2013 HUMOR

• Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park

  

  Originally posted on e-MORFES: Harrods, London Sunga Park works in South Korea as a mural wallpaper designer. Her architectural watercolors selection features... Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2013 HUMOR

• World Exclusive! Princess Kate And Baby Prince George – Aaaaaaah

  

  Gingerfightback has paid a shedload to get this lovely snap of Royal Mum Kate and her little lad George – do you think he takes after his Mum?Fine Beard My Son! Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2013 HUMOR