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• I’ve Taken To Cleaning The Smartphone’s Screen Wit – By Paul Holland

  I’ve taken to cleaning the smartphone’s screen with a cloth My skin’s oils smear today’s world’s gadgets But if I do dishes without gloves or read newspapers... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2014 HUMOR

• The Trojan Horse Wore A Sausage? Sausage Request #2

  

  Hello!The marvellous Jamie Deedes asked to see a horse garlanded with a sausage.You can find Jamie’s site  here it is stunning.We put our thinking caps... Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2014 HUMOR

• Jesuits, Spanking And My Girl In A Wheelchair – Is This Love Aunty Bill?

  

  Aunty Bill6 weeks ago I was walking along Brighton Pier, whistling a cheery refrain when a seagull swooped down and pecked me in the unmentionables.A nearby... Read more

  Posted on 10 January 2014 HUMOR

• Waitrose, “Donkey Cocks” And The Lunchtime Continuum – By Mike Crawshaw

  There was definitely a faint smell of piss.That’s not the sort of thing you expect in the check-out queue at Waitrose. It was either the old woman in front of m... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2014 HUMOR

• Arts Scene – With Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  Hello,My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel,... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2014 HUMOR

• Volunteer is as Volunteer Does- My GRL Book Launch-Correct E-mail Address.

  

  gingerfightback:Give it a go! Originally posted on Fiction Favorites: My GRL front cover Due to some problem that I have yet to understand; It seems the auto... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2014 HUMOR

• Is That Jacob Zuma, President Of South Africa With A Sausage On His Head?

  

  Yes!This was requested by blogger and awful poet Colonialist. His poetry is well worth investigating here!“When will my pad be finished?”IS THERE ANYONE OR... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2014 HUMOR

• Can I Find Love By Self Assembly? – Oily George Answers!

  

  Hello Oily,Foraging in the attic the other day I came across a false leg once owned by my Aunt Claire. Often wonder where she is. Last I heard she was opening... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2014 HUMOR

• Fences Of The Famous – An Occassional Series #2

  

  Hello!“All the world’s a fence.”Like doubts, we all have them or know someone who has them. Fences that is.What does your Fence say about you?  Phantom Decker?... Read more

  Posted on 02 January 2014 HUMOR

• Geri Haliwell – Famous Ginger

  

  Geri Halliwell aka Ginger SpiceThe Spice Girl who came up with the phrase “Girl Power” and wittered on a lot if memory serves.Was very famous for a while... Read more

  Posted on 01 January 2014 HUMOR

• Happy New Year From All At Gingerfightback!

  

  Happy New Year!As an Urban Dance Collective, this is a busy time for the Gfb crew. But I did manage to round some of them up and send some sort of New Year’s... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2013 HUMOR

• Was 2013 The Year Of The Sausage? You Decide!

  

  As our regular readers will know we spent a lot of time this year applying sausages to heads of the famous.Below are a few examples of our handiwork; Can you... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2013 HUMOR

• Pointless Ginger Wig Adaptations #65 – Gandhi

  

  And here is the great man with a Scotch Egg on his head! Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2013 HUMOR

• Choosing A Sleeping Bag – By Paul Holland (Again!)

  ‘A bag with a zip but no baffleWill be colder than a bag with a zip baffle’.Well that’s me anywayAlways well baffledCreaking up the stairsNow bumping into the... Read more

  Posted on 29 December 2013 HUMOR

• Barry Belcher – The Mystic Milkman’s Predictions For 2014

  

  I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I predict predictions, with various degrees of accuracy. Previous predictions can be read here. Read more

  Posted on 29 December 2013 HUMOR

• Burt Reynolds, A Rash and Christmas Cheer – By Bob On The Pot

  

  Hello,I hope you enjoyed Christmas.I got a new ointment for my rash, the box set of Smokey And The Bandit and a jumper. I wore the jumper down to the Pickled... Read more

  Posted on 27 December 2013 HUMOR

• Train Travel Tales #50 – The Bigot and The Claustrophile – In Full

  

  Hello!Still stuffed? Well kick back and read this full version of  Train Travel Tales #50 – The Bigot and The Claustrophile.Time for a mince pie and a pint! Read more

  Posted on 26 December 2013 HUMOR

• Train Travel Tales # 50 The Bigot and The Claustrophile – Part 8

  

  HelloHere is the final part of this story – thanks for sticking with it.To make sense of it all;Part One is herePart Two is herePart Three is herePart Four is... Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2013 HUMOR

• Banjo Sanchez’s Christmas – By Mike Crawshaw

  We hope to hear more from Banjo Sanchez in the New Year. ……….“Merry Christmas blah, blah…..chutney & stuffing and tits on a tree,S and M garments, ah something... Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2013 HUMOR

• Simon Cowell Rebrands Christmas Cowellmas To Demonstrate His HUMILITY!

  

  Gingerfightback has learned that Jesus and Santa Claus have been bought by THE GREATEST man in the world Simon Cowell and Christmas has been... Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2013 HUMOR