Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• Lyrical Graffiti

  

  Originally posted on hastywords: This duet is surrounded by a story written by Christopher De Voss with Long Awkward Pause. The picture is of my friend... Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• An Unacceptable Amount of Mayonnaise – A Letter To Jimmy Johns

  Dear Mr. James of the Family John, I’ll drop the formalities, Jimmy John; I’m going to be frank. Yesterday I thought I ordered a sandwich, but upon unwrapping... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Pop Culture Nails

  

  Nailed it!That’s right…we told a joke that your Great Uncle Herbert or your Dad might tell. It’s not beneath us.We went for the cheap laughs.We will do it... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2014 HUMOR

• How To Spot a D-Bag on the Highway

  

  It’s inevitable.  You’re comfortable on your morning commute and just about to raise that thermal mug of delightful coffee to your lips for a sip. Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2014 HUMOR

• A Recap of the 2014 Emmy Awards in Case You Missed It

  

  .For some horrible reason this year, the Video Music Awards were broadcast on Sunday and then were followed by the Emmy awards the next night. Read more

  Posted on 26 August 2014 HUMOR

• Parenting Teens is Easy Once You Embrace Being an Embarrassment

  

  My son really hates it when I call for a price check.Everyone with teenagers please raise your free hand. And by “free” hand, I mean whichever hand isn’t... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2014 HUMOR

• A Recap of the 2014 Video Music Awards in Case You Missed It

  

  .Alright! It’s time for the 2014 Video Music Awards on MTV because as we all know if you want to music on video, you turn to MTV! Sorry You Tube, MTV is still... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Fake Celebrity Makeovers

  

  Who doesn’t want to be beautiful?Except Hairless Cats.They don’t care.Instagram is becoming the place for makeup tips and Cleopatra-like beauty transformations. Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show #8 with Special Guest: Henry Rollins Plus Robin Williams...

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: On Today’s Show: Special Guest: Henry Rollins Henry Rollins wears many hats; a musician, writer, journalist,... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show #8 with Special Guest: Henry Rollins Plus Robin Williams...

  

  On Today’s Show:Special Guest:Henry RollinsHenry Rollins wears many hats; a musician, writer, journalist, publisher, actor, radio host, spoken word artist, radi... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Greatest Tattoo, Ever

  

  Field Of Dreams is one of my favorite movies. And one of the greatest lines in the movie is delivered by Dr. Archibald Graham – “You know, we just don’t... Read more

  Posted on 18 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Official Handshake Etiquette Guidebook

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Shaking hands is a greeting ritual that dates back to the early Neolithic period, and it was somewhere around that... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Help Me Catch The Sun!

  

  There is not a whole lot to say about this Saturday’s Six except it made the office crack up.(Well it made Chris crack up…for hours…like a loony. So much so we... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Official Handshake Etiquette Guidebook

  

  Shaking hands is a greeting ritual that dates back to the early Neolithic period, and it was somewhere around that time when people decided it was more... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Celebrates Robin Williams

  

  There is no doubt your Facebook/Twitter feeds are currently full of pictures of Mrs. Doubtfire as well as Aladdin and that hilarious genie sharing a heartfelt... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause’s Tips On Pasta

  

  Pasta.We all love it. Even if someone says they don’t…they secretly do. It’s too multifaceted not to love. It comes in too many shapes and sizes not to love.... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Cats Copying Models

  

  We, at Long Awkward Pause, have been complaining for years now about Cats taking over the internet. We first noticed the cat infiltration happening as early as... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Presents: August 2014 Horoscopes

  

  Compiled by Dr. Horatio Jackson-Smyth PhD, Psychic, Sudoku Master, and Crypto-zoologist  August 2014 will be marked simultaneously by the most beneficent and... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2014 HUMOR

• 7 Reasons You Need to See Guardians of the Galaxy

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Even though it made $94 million its opening weekend and your one friend who knows a little too much about the Marvel... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• 7 Reasons You Need to See Guardians of the Galaxy

  

  Even though it made $94 million its opening weekend and your one friend who knows a little too much about the Marvel Universe has been begging you to see it, yo... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2014 HUMOR