Lee Bemrose

LATEST ARTICLES ( 359 )

• Off To Adelaide Fringe

  

  Things Lee Is Really Shit At Number... oh I've totally lost count. But packing for two nights away when it's hand luggage only... how the hell do you do that... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• The Ideas Man

  Me: I've just had this great idea. If we just do this it will cut out all the bad things and good things will happen. Her: That is actually a great idea. Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• The Sweariness Of Cutlery

  Today in the cafe... Badaboom Beverley asks one of the customers if they would like a fork and knife with their takeaway meal. But with her French accent...... Read more

  Posted on 24 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Top 10 Breakfast Destinations in Fitzroy

  This was a nice way to end my least favourite day of the week. We made someone's Top 10 list. I know these things are subjective, but there are a LOT of good... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Milestones In Hospo

  

  Today in the cafe... This happened. Bride and Groom were having a photo shoot in Deadman's Lane, then decided to continue the shoot inside whilst having... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• The Good Teachers

  Do you ever think about your teachers? The ones you had in school? Do you ever remember the important ones? I had this music teacher called Miss Buttsworth... Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Feelin' Blue

  

  I need to pay more attention... "Can I colour your hair? I'll make it subtle.""Sure babe, whatever you want.""So can I also paint your toenails fire engine... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Sad Short Story V Lamborghini

  Today in the cafe... when it comes to closing time, I now realise that I am locked in a battle of strategy between myself and some higher entity. Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Juliette Burton's Look At Me, Adelaide Fringe 2016

  

  Juliette Burton – Look At MeBy Lee BemroseArts festivals anywhere in the world are competitive beasts. It can be tough to get a gig and even tougher to get an... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Cafe Stories - Plastic Bottles For The Psyche Ward

  Today in the cafe... I'm bringing the outdoor furniture inside as I close up. A woman looks inside, sees that we are closed and starts to walk on just as I say... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• On Disengaging

  When I told you that I disengaged, it meant I disengaged. In the end you proved yourself to be superficial and a drama queen who wanted things to happen that... Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• And Then They Were Gone

  Today in our banged up little cafe... a family walks in. Light's kind of funny from my end and light sometimes plays with my eyes. I notice that the guy has... Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• I Would I Do, In Sagrada Familia

  Conversation just went a little like this... I still never want to get married. I still never want to get married either. But if I did want to get married, an... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Tell Them

  That you like their eyes,Tell themThat you like their ideas,Tell them That you like their style,Tell themThat their laugh is like music,Tell themThat you can't... Read more

  Posted on 18 January 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Ripples

  

  Me now. Cleanly shaved. Tired and quietly broken. But shh... don't tell anyone.The humans lately have been wonderful. I am one lucky mofo. Thanks is given to... Read more

  Posted on 17 January 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Grumpy's Facehack Fail

  

  Facehack FailGoddamn my computer ineptitude. The Dreaded One left her laptop for a while and I wanted to do that stupid thing where you get on someone else's... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Vale David Bowie

  

  This is not necessarily the best Bowie song ever. My God, he created so much awesome music. But I had just been doing an eighties retrospective as part of a... Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• A Smile Doesn't Cost Anything

  

  "Today in the cafe... It's busy. Really fucking busy. All is going well but you kind of have to focus on not fucking up. There is food prep and delivery and... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• Small And Unexpected Gifts To Strangers

  In the cafe today... lady comes in with a head-damaged friend she is taking to the hospital for an MRI scan. He goes into the bathroom and is there for quite a... Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• When Strangers Become Friends

  

  This person walked into the cafe one day, dropped off her resume. She has turned into the dream co-worker. Delightful small-talk. Much casually intelligent... Read more

  Posted on 28 December 2015 SELF EXPRESSION