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The sub-heading is 'There is funny shit everywhere... sometimes you just have to squint a little to see it."

Originally an online diary with humorous leanings, it now also covers my theatre reviews and interviews, interviews with musicians, actors, extreme skiers, you name it. The interviews have appeared in various magazines. Throughout, there are also examples of my long running humour column, Grumpy.

LATEST ARTICLES ( 359 )

The Proposal

You understand that this is it. We will never see each other again.Yes, I understand the situation. We won't ever see each other again.Hand held gently to cheek... Read more
Posted on 26 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
One Lucky Soul

Saw this on my walk home from the cafe today. The moon looked spectacular. I was feeling melancholy (oh that old friend is back and hanging around again), but... Read more
Posted on 17 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
A Mutley Moment

Today in the cafe... I was telling my new helper a story and she actually spat an entire mouthful of coffee onto the wall with laughter. It didn't spray, just... Read more
Posted on 16 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Shadowlands, Review

ShadowlandsReviewed by Lee BemroseThis is another performance I didn't really know much about before seeing it. I saw a sort promo clip somewhere and thought... Read more
Posted on 12 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Mel On Tutu Tuesday

Today in the cafe... I was packing the outdoor furniture away and noticed a very cool woman across the road. Amazing dreads, amazing clothes. Wish she'd come... Read more
Posted on 02 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Spy Stories In The Little Cafe Of Awesome

Today in the cafe... there's a regular I've been curious about for a while. What does he do? He seems like a stay at home person but he wears good casual... Read more
Posted on 29 July 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Weary Of This World

BrokenTonight, I am broken.I am broken by the struggle,I am broken by the imbalanceAnd the injustice.I am brokenBy the ruthless ones Who break the broken onesFo... Read more
Posted on 15 July 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Drinking From The Tips Glass

Today in the cafe... there's a customer who has a quietly, endearing theatricality about her communication. The previous time she visited I remember wondering i... Read more
Posted on 12 July 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Goodbye Beverley

This is a photo of a random human being. I might have lived the rest of my life not knowing her, but I didn't. She walked into the cafe one day looking for work... Read more
Posted on 19 June 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Blank

Something's not rightSomething is wrongIt's just that I'm not feeling...How to express this accurately...No that's itExpressed perfectly and accuratelyI'm not... Read more
Posted on 18 June 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Today... Thoughts Of Hamlet's Melancholy

"I have of late—but wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises, and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly... Read more
Posted on 16 June 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Grumpy Likes Kafka Woman

Today in the cafe... a little platter of half eaten morsels has been left in the clean dishes section of the dish-washing area. Grumpy looks at with a faint... Read more
Posted on 07 June 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Kaspar The Friendly Host

I'm an introvert who is fascinated by people and their stories. I've always considered myself an outsider, an observer, a solitary man. I feel lucky to have... Read more
Posted on 04 June 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Dear Diary by Andi Snelling, Butterfly Club 2016 Review

Dear DiaryReviewed by Lee BemroseAndi Snelling's one woman show Dear Diary has been doing well at various arts festivals since Melbourne Fringe last year, and... Read more
Posted on 02 June 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Laughter In Grumpy & The Dreaded One's Little Cafe Of Awesome

Kafka Woman has become a reasonably important feature of my life at the moment. We work together every day now. She is great to work with. When she first came... Read more
Posted on 21 May 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
The Ship Of Perfect Things

He had a dreamThat he wasn't sure was a dream,And in this possible dreamHe saw a sunset,The perfect sunset.He saw a horizon,And he saw some kind of boat,A ship... Read more
Posted on 18 May 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
In The Cafe Today... Skateboard Girl

The skateboard is a low rumble roar along Gertrude Street as it approaches Deadman's Lane. I see her through the cafe's side window. She is a one second blur... Read more
Posted on 13 May 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Nanny Baird And His Nanny Burgers, Because His Nanny Lockout Laws Just Aren't...

After reading about the latest Nanny Baird government's exercise in over-regulation (ie: Nope To Medium Rare Hamburgers Due To Misinformation From Overseas... Read more
Posted on 11 May 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
It's Fruity... And It's Fun

In a new favourite restaurant on Brunswick Street recently... waiter asks us how the rousanne is. We tell him it's lovely. He nods and earnestly surveys... Read more
Posted on 10 May 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
Falling

I've written three novel manuscripts, met with major publishers about all three, but all came to naught. This was a long time ago. I destroyed all three... Read more
Posted on 30 April 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

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