Lee Bemrose

LATEST ARTICLES ( 359 )

• What Happens?

  What happensWhen the funny stops,When the happy stops,When the hoping stops,When you realise that The Vibe was wrong,And you can/t evvbe>n useYour keyborad... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• The Dummy Spit

  On the flight home on the weekend I settled in to read my book, Nick Cave's The Death Of Bunny Munro. There was a little kid across the aisle, a squirmer and ... Read more

  Posted on 04 May 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• You Don't Even Know

  As we bumble alongTalking and jokingAnd opening upHow important you are.You just don't know...Okay, so it's too late for poems n shit. Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Humanity On Its Way To Hell In A Boxcar

  Honestly, this latest fuckwit trying to encourage young jihadist underachiever morons incapable of thinking for themselves to "attack them before they attack... Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Immortalised In Fiction

  

  This from American musician and author Beth Patterson: "Two short stories are getting released a day apart from each other! This anthology contains my short... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Tindersticks - Show Me Everything

  After lunch service at the cafe I switch to more guitar driven, brooding songs. It's my place, my time of the day. Sometimes I even sing out loud to some Nick... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• 3:10 To Humour, Rich Hall Review April 2015

  

  Rich Hall – 3:10 To HumourReviewed by Lee BemroseI don't know about the title of this show – I really don't – but it feels like some numpty somewhere involved i... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• The Younger Woman

  There is always a younger womanYou become their friend,Their confidante,No really, their very special friend.I like that you have these occasional encounters,An... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Missing In Adventure

  Good Lord that felt like a long four days off. Funny that only one of those days didn't involve doing some time in the cafe. Still, caught up with old... Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Surround Me

  First time I've heard the original version of this gorgeous song. Have only heard the something overdrive remix. This is beautiful songing. And yes I meant to... Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• First World Problems? Moi?

  Some aspects of this tale might come across as what some of you like to label "First World Problems" ... judgmental fuckers that you are. Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• When You Have Those Memories That Make You Smile

  Sitting in the Gasometer pub at the end of Smith Street, alone with my thoughts and an after-work pint of beer for company, I remembered another time in... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Beautiful Strangers

  I wanted to write something beautiful todayI wanted to write about the beautiful strangersWho become friendsI wanted to write about the broken-getting-to-know... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Enjoy The Music While You Can

  I saw Zoe years ago at a gig with Amanda Palmer and Meow Meow. Says a lot that I'd never heard of the cellist but that she stood out between such limelight... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Awesome Pants

  Yesterday at a restaurant at Brighton beach, just as we were leaving, a young waiter dude came over to me and said, "Man - sorry but can I just ask where you go... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• An Unexpected Poop Of Happiness.

  An Unexpected Poop Of HappinessIf your life has been like mine, you do a lot of different things. You are a lot of different people with lots of different... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Random People And Hearts Of Gold

  Although I said I wasn't going to do it again, I did it again. I chose one single potential worker from the pile of resumes dropped off based on the resume... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• The Chicken That Wasn't There.

  This a story about the chicken that wasn't there. I was looking forward to a left-over chicken snack, but, astonishingly, there was no chicken. Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• What Do You Do?

  What do you doWhen someone lies about you?When they completelyLie about you.When they say you abused them,When you did not,When they say they pity your... Read more

  Posted on 01 February 2015 SELF EXPRESSION

• Grumpy & The Dreaded One's Little Cafe Of Awesome, Review

  Holy fuck. So much positive feedback from customers about the food today that I'm thinking about having the food drug tested. The Dreaded One is obviously... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2015 SELF EXPRESSION