Lee Bemrose
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twobluefish
http://www.twobluefish.blogspot.com/
The sub-heading is 'There is funny shit everywhere... sometimes you just have to squint a little to see it."
Originally an online diary with humorous leanings, it now also covers my theatre reviews and interviews, interviews with musicians, actors, extreme skiers, you name it. The interviews have appeared in various magazines. Throughout, there are also examples of my long running humour column, Grumpy.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 359 )
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Dear The Humans
,You gave me things to write about, with the funny things you did and said. Your quirky nuances that I sometimes felt I was the only one to notice and record.... Read more
Posted on 30 March 2020 SELF EXPRESSION -
Big Neon Letters In Paradise
A random memory from I was younger and more easily angered than I am in my old age... a passenger in a car with two friends were hanging out with. Read more
Posted on 25 January 2020 SELF EXPRESSION -
Tell themThat You Like Their eyes,Tell themThat You Like ...
Tell themThat you like their eyes,Tell themThat you like their ideas,Tell themThat you like their style,Tell themThat their laugh is like music,Tell themThat yo... Read more
Posted on 19 January 2020 SELF EXPRESSION -
Done with That
donei'm donewith the bitter aftertasteof lovei'm done with the fake notionof loveim done with people who are incapableof accepting their faultsi'm done with... Read more
Posted on 09 August 2019 SELF EXPRESSION -
Fake Alpha
Fictionby Lee BemroseWhen the plane finally crashes, after all that drama and hysteria, when it finally hits the ground and bounces and skids and bounces and... Read more
Posted on 17 April 2019 SELF EXPRESSION -
The More I Know, The Less I Understand
I don't understand anything. I devour so much information, but I don't understand anything. I just don't get anything at all.I don't get religion. I'm just not... Read more
Posted on 18 March 2019 SELF EXPRESSION -
Thespian
Recently at my Responsible Service Of Alcohol course... I hate these things. I hate any form of structured learning. I'm just shit at it. Always have been. I wa... Read more
Posted on 14 February 2019 SELF EXPRESSION -
The Colourful And Curly Ride Of A Loser's Life.
I never thought I'd be this old. I look back and from this viewpoint, I thought I'd be dead already. Yet, here I am. In spite of my destructive ways, in spite o... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
Once Upon A Time In A Banged Up Little Cafe
I had so much love from so many random encounters this late in my life, largely because of the now-closed cafe. This is one of them. Read more
Posted on 17 November 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
Making Contact With An Angry Stranger
Just had one of those public transport experiences you sometimes hear about, and I feel emotionally overwhelmed. Guy gets into a crowded tram in track pants... Read more
Posted on 17 November 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
St Julian And Hospitality.
Not much humour going on in Lee's head at the moment, but I did think this was funny... I just sent a poem off to a mag and at the end of the bio I said that I'... Read more
Posted on 10 November 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
I Cried
Today in the cafe... it was a good day. Busy, but more importantly, many laughs were had. I can't express how fortunate I feel to be working with the current... Read more
Posted on 04 August 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
Venom & Grace
Public announcementof private thoughtsaccusations claiming grace over venomous voice.Venomous voice was muteuntil graceless actionsawakened dark voicejudging,... Read more
Posted on 12 July 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
Boo
Out of the tangled ancientHistory of humanity,With my distant ancestorsAnd your distant ancestorsHere we are,Me and you, Here in this modern place. Read more
Posted on 25 May 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
Today In The Cafe... You Never Regret Kindness
Today in the cafe... An older couple came into the cafe just after the kitchen had technically closed. They wanted some hot food. They liked the look of the... Read more
Posted on 12 May 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
Almost Face To Face, Stephen House At Butterfly Club, Review
Almost Face To FaceReviewed by Lee BemroseIt's difficult to determine who the real star is in this piece; the exquisite writing, or the equally perfect... Read more
Posted on 10 May 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
Writing, Frustration & Solitude
Why wanting/needing to write - or indulge in any other creative endeavour - is frustrating...You work a long week, 50 hours or more dealing with people and... Read more
Posted on 28 April 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
A Silly Poem That Is Actually Quite Sad
I Love Silly Poetry BecauseI love it whenYou write a poem late at night,And it's shit as pooh,And so you go fuck itAnd you think you deleted it,But didn't,And i... Read more
Posted on 27 April 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
Finnish, First Reading
So. I wrote a play, and here we are, me between two talented theatre people who apparently liked the script enough to want to help out, and in front of a few... Read more
Posted on 31 March 2018 SELF EXPRESSION -
Q & A With Tilly Legge, Lightning Jar's Venus In Fur
TILLY LEGGEBy Lee BemroseLightning Jar Theatre is a newish independent theatre company based in Melbourne. Their current production is Venus In Fur by American... Read more
Posted on 15 March 2018 SELF EXPRESSION