Sorry I'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because I don't like coming here
— ♡ Brian Essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) December 4, 2014
There's plenty more fish in the sea, you weird fish fucker.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) December 2, 2014
Oh old fancy shirt, with your pocket full of business cards of people who are going to hell
— Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) November 29, 2014
Yo @MADmagazine are you guys having any Blechhh Friday Sales?
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) November 28, 2014
Love lifts us up where we belong. Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high. Where the blizzards blow & we ultimately resort to cannibalism
— wile e. quixote (@ScottLinnen) November 25, 2014
