We Have a Winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 72nd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. There were so many really funny captions!

But the FOTM writers dutifully voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 72nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 9 points, is . . . .

Racefish!!!

Here’s the winning caption:

O bows to a robot

japoa and karen are our 2nd-place runner-ups, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each. Here are their respective captions:

“I can’t believe I’m bowing down to something white!”

Can you spot which one is the robot?

Dan, both of Michal‘s captions, and two of Sig94‘s captions are all in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are the respective captions:

I bow to all who are my intellectual superior

If I had a son he’d look just like you.

Are you my daddy?

Clutching his fresh wound site, President Obama reacts in horror and pain as he runs afoul of a minor glitch in Japan’s newest high technology birth control device …. Honda’s Automated Testicle Remover. It will be marketed as “Trouser Godzilla.”

Nancy Nagasaki knew that her annual bonus was gone when the robot she designed pissed on the floor, screamed “All Glory To The Gelded Loins Of Our Glorious Leader!” and prepared to lunge at the President. All she could hope for was that her previous position as shark anus tenderizer was still open at the Honshu Wholesale House of Sushi.

christy, God Guts Glory and Ammo, and pookiedr are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:

President O’Smidgen tours the 57th state of Japan and bows to Asimo as he is the first “citizen” to be able to get through the Obamacare exchange and successfully enrol in the silver plan.

ASS SO, you very stupid man, you bow to robot

Can you pick the one that is semi-autonomous?