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Visiting PARIS is Like Dating the HOT Guy in High School

By Lynne @lynneknowlton

It is

la crème de la crème 

It is PARIS

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Photo by my awesome friend Norma at http://mybeautifulparis.com/

It’s sultry.  It’s dreamy.  It’s gorgeous on every level.  Almost unattainable. Like the high school hottie. Right within grasp.

The great news about dating the hot guy in high school is that you didn’t have to speak French to him.

Wait a second…was that the hot guy secret ??!….I just needed to learn French in high school ??!!

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Thank you Coffee Break French.

{P.S. The number one language learning podcast in Europe }

I would have never survived French life without you.

 Where were you in high school, when I could have landed the hot guy with my french words of love ?

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

I must admit, on my recent trip to Paris, I had the urge to do a blog post every 4 seconds.

Maybe every 4 milliseconds.

After living in Paris for two years, it was super cool to return as a visitor.

And actually stay in a hotel.

   & NOT  have to make my bed.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

As a resident of Paris, you have a whole different list of  daily ‘to do’s’

…like ….

Opening a French bank account.

I might add, that opening such an account  is equivalent to having your wisdom teeth pulled.

Maybe worse.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

This time

as a visitor

 I had more important things to do.

 Like sleep in my hotel bed, that I never had to tidy up.

  I enjoyed the moments, the wine, the food, the treats,

So I could dream about them again at later date.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Angelina's Cafe (famous for hot chocolate and treats)

Like when I am doing something glamourous…say, for example… laundry.

Or dishes.

 Or cleaning the bathroom.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

What I wouldn’t give to have a VALET and MAID ring-a-ling thingy bell in my bathroom.

Yes, these little handy bell ringing things were hanging in the hotel shower. Not kidding.  I would not kid about something as cool as that.

Actually, in hindsight, I am kinda wondering who calls the VALET from their bathtub.

I want to meet that person.  I bet they are crazy interesting .

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

And as much fun as it was to take this photo….

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

I bet that same person would adore having a swan throwing up water in their bathroom too.

I liked it for a day.  I admit it.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

I think it was because I was able to have a bath with bubbles up to my ears,

with no one banging knocking on the bathroom door

looking for their socks.

This time, I could drink an entire cup of hot chocolate, while it was STILL hot.  It was miraculous.  Like the parting of the red sea.  It was as if I walked on water.  With hot chocolate in hand.  And I didn’t spill a drop.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

 As a visitor, I didn’t have to think about cleaning the house, or what reno projects I had on hand.

Truth is, if I was at home, I would rather paint the entire bathroom rather than scrub it.

No jokes.  I would never joke about a thing like that.

Paint is MY BEST FRIEND.

And so are candles.

I wouldn’t joke about that either.  Candles are serious business.  Serious wrinkle hiding business.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

I am a white/cream coloured unscented candle kinda gal.

However,

I bend my stupid candle rule for ONLY ONE CANDLE.

ASTIER de VILLATTE

 Paris

It really -really -really smells good.

You will want to hug it, smother it with french kisses, et al.

{ I buy the Commune de Paris Scent }

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

The Astier de Vilatte store is really a step back in time when you visit it.

It is beautifully organized

{ unlike my kitchen cabinets }

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Now don’t go thinking I am an all out piglet…I am actually really neat….I have no idea why I am telling you that.

 What-evha

This post is about PARIS.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Paris is a great city to just stand on a street corner and go wild with your camera.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Not that I would ever stand on a street corner……{ MOM }

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

But I kinda might….. if it meant I could admire a street post.

Attention to detail, is where it’s at.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

After standing there, and looking like a goof taking photos of street posts, I usually lolly- gag my way up the Avenue des Champs-Élysées.

 Dreaming about tripping tourists.

Aren’t I mean?

Seriously, there is a huge collection of TOURISTS on that street.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

 Wear your elbow pads.  Throw in a couple of knee pads too.

* You might run into someone like me, and get tripped *

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

We don't have fancy gals like that on buses in Toronto. Just sayin'. LOL.

This is not where the true french living is…..but if given the chance, I say GO FOR IT anyway.

Swanky shops are everywhere.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

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Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

If you..for example… won a million dollars and you needed some hints on where to spend all your loot… you may want to stroll this magnificent retail therapy street.

Paris, is hands down, one of the ‘BEST~EST’ CITIES IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD FOR RETAIL THERAPY.

It has incredible, retail…everything….especially…

CASHMERE

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Upper East Cashmere, PARIS

Cashmere is always a great bet.   If I could personally marry Cashmere,  I would.  In Paris, you can covet the cashmere as if it were your first born child.  Only better.  One that doesn’t poop.  It is forever soft.  It never talks back.  Definitely a good investment.

Cough * Cough * Dear Michael, do not look in my luggage.   And nooooo, I did not hide one of the kids in the luggage.

These next  few pics are from the

Parisian Perfumerie

right next door to the swanky

Hôtel Costes

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Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

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Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

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Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

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Now, you can find this little stunner of a perfumerie if you can find HOTEL COSTES.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Rue Saint Honoré florist shop

HOTEL COSTES  will take a whole new blog post to share all the goodies about its den of opulence.

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Cafés & Bars à Paris

Ohh, and oooh la la, don’t even get me started on those…..

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

After enjoying a great cup of café crème,

PARIS is a city to walk walk walk in.

That french crème, vin, fromage and chocolate must go somewhere.

Either hit the pavement walking, or the chocolate hits the hips.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Take your pick.

I choose pavement.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

I choose a clean closet too, but somethings gotta give.

Walk that city, it is worth every moment even though your feet will eventually HATE you.

Take a seat, read a book, chill….I can’t think of a better city for it.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

My feet decided not to talk to me anymore.  I didn’t care.  I took one for the team.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

However, I was soooo…..

Wishing I could have learned how to teeter on my toes,

and do a balancing act ….

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Not sure I would do it naked,

but hey,

anything once in

PARIS

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Gorgeous Paris.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Sweet Gorgeous Paris.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

And everything in it.

Visiting PARIS is like dating the HOT guy in High School

Are you in PINTEREST yet ??

Well get on over , and have a hoot !

 If you need an invite, add your email info in the comments below, and I will send you an invite.  Here is a link to my PINTEREST if you would like to have a peek.  I would love love love it, if you could repin my photos too. I will send you a french kiss for it.  The French cheek-cheek kiss, not the OTHER french kiss.  That would just be gross.

Bisous !!

Lynne


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