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• Help! I’m Locked INSIDE!

  

  I know everyone’s been locked out of their house or car but today I was locked INSIDE my house. How did that happen you ask? Well my lovely friends let me tell... Read more

  Posted on 06 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

  

  Sometimes you just want to buy nice things to wear or for the house etc. But when I see something I really want to buy, I remember that we just can’t have nice... Read more

  Posted on 05 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Sex in the Driveway & Cocktails

  

  Yeah I know, that was terrible of me to lead you into thinking my post was going to be about sex in a driveway. Get your mind out of the gutter peeps! Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• 10 Reasons Why We Are Obsessed with Shark Week

  

  This week is shark week. ><{{^{•> Pinterest The Facts: Shark Week premiered July 17, 1988. Created by Tom Golden. (Discovery Channel) It started as a... Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• When Do They Go Back To School?

  

  We are week 2 into summer and I’ve already had a nervous breakdown. How many more weeks till they go back to school? Don’t get me wrong. I love my kids. But the... Read more

  Posted on 19 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Hell is Parenting Teens

  

  Everyday I hear myself saying stuff to my teen boys that I shouldn’t have to say. It’s like all those years of letting them fail to learn a lesson never... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2016 FAMILY, PARENTING

• The End of Thelma & Louise’s Vacation

  

  It was a wild ride. (In our minds anyway). We started out like: And it went from there. We took selfies: We didn’t pull a gun on anyone but we thought about it... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Lost Shaker of Salt, Thelma & Louise

  

  This week has been a lot like the Jimmy Buffet song ‘Margaritaville’. We’ve lost track of the days, missing a flip flop, ended up with an extra beach chair and... Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Img_4079

  

  Louise burnt toast this morning and set off the smoke alarm. You can visualize us trying to wave towels at the detector to stop the shrill. Thank God we still... Read more

  Posted on 08 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Thelma & Louise, Day 2

  

  Day 2 and we are bracing for a tropical storm! Cloudy day and rainy but we sat out on the beach in the rain anyway. Because we’re rebels. Then it started pourin... Read more

  Posted on 07 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Thelma and Louise – Vaca Day 1

  

  Arrived at our beach condo late yesterday, gorged on Calabash seafood (in Calabash NC – Home of the Hushpuppy) and bought some fudge at Callahans. Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Gorilla Wars 2016

  

  So here is the video. Shot by a person at the zoo where a 4 year-old child fell into the enclosure of an endangered gorilla named Harambe. I warn you it’s prett... Read more

  Posted on 31 May 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Hospital Field Trip

  

  Big Daddy finally got his new knee yesterday. Our family has had a lot of surgeries over the years but I’m always amazed at the experience during a stay at a... Read more

  Posted on 25 May 2016 FAMILY

• Hot Dogs and Birthday Cake

  

  My co-worker and I put 60 hotdogs in a crock pot at breakfast this morning for a lunch time picnic. There is nothing and I mean NOTHING grosser than the smell o... Read more

  Posted on 20 May 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Things That Scare Me

  

  I have a short list of things that scare terrify me. And it all started with this: A little place in North Carolina that became the first nightmare I can... Read more

  Posted on 16 May 2016 LIFESTYLE

• 21 for 21

  

  Love this guy at Ah dad.. I hope you all enjoy this post as much as I did. #7 is my personal favorite rule in life! Enjoy and thanks to Ah Dad! Ah dad... I was... Read more

  Posted on 13 May 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Suviving Summer with Your College Kid

  

  You were so sad and proud the day your child graduated from college. You mourned the child that you once carried around on your hip and now he’s all grown up an... Read more

  Posted on 10 May 2016 LIFESTYLE, PARENTING

• Tribute To Moms Keeping It Real

  

  Here comes Mother’s Day again. While everyone is out buying cards and flowers and gift cards to the spa for mom, I thought I would post a few tweets in honor... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2016 LIFESTYLE

• They Make Me Crazy

  

  My oldest (Thing 1) is starting to move back home for the summer. His first year of college almost behind him. I’m so proud of the things he’s accomplished... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Mother’s Day Freebie

  

  Joy over at http://www.foodpackaginglabels.net let me know she has some free printables for Mother’s Day. Print them out from here:... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2016 LIFESTYLE