Midlifemargaritas
Not gonna lie, I'm here for the drama and the cocktails! Wife, Mom and Blog Boss. I'm on Instagram and Facebook too if you're bored. I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://www.midlifemargaritas.com/
I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :) This blog is about how a crazy mid-life mom/wife handles life with humor and alcohol. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://midlifemargaritas.com/
Blogging about life, menopause, kids and cocktails...
LATEST ARTICLES ( 415 )
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A Letter To Marie Kondo. From Your Worst Nightmare.
Dear Marie Kondo, I get it. You want to spark joy with the world. You are a sweet, tiny little thing but that’s ok. You help people get organized and teach... Read more
Posted on 11 February 2019 LIFESTYLE -
2019 Super Bowl Parties & Fails
Well 2019 Super Bowl 53 went down like a lead balloon. IF you could even watch it. Seems at least one major cable company went down in a large portion of the US... Read more
Posted on 04 February 2019 LIFESTYLE -
My How Things Have Changed
I keep hearing commercials on the radio for JUUL. In case you are unaware, Juul is a vaping tool. Like cigarettes but way more techie. You have to plug them in... Read more
Posted on 28 January 2019 LIFESTYLE -
Midlife Margaritas Netflix Picks for January 2019
Lately I have been, well, blah. I’m trying to avoid the news and anything else that reminds me the world is heading straight into a Zombie Apocalypse. So I’ve... Read more
Posted on 21 January 2019 LIFESTYLE -
Why Can’t Humans Hibernate & Other Things I Need Answers To.
It’s January. I don’t know any self-respecting person who actually likes the month of January. It’s a pure let down. Christmas is gone, New Year’s resolutions... Read more
Posted on 14 January 2019 LIFESTYLE -
2019 New Year, New You Resolutions?
Hey there! We made it to 2019! (Almost). Every year I dread the “New Year, New You” cliché. I give everyone about 30 days before we roll back into our “old”... Read more
Posted on 27 December 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Oscars, Award Shows and All That Fluff. Where Are Our Priorities?
Ok Y’all, I think I am going to throw my hat in the ring to host the Oscars. I mean Kevin Hart is out and no one else is jumping to it. Read more
Posted on 17 December 2018 LIFESTYLE -
I’m One Tired Mother Trucker.
Less than two weeks from Christmas. I feel like I should be happy and joyous and singing Jingle Bells off-key like every year. But, alas, I am a tired mother... Read more
Posted on 13 December 2018 LIFESTYLE -
The Night Before Christmas and All Through the House….There Was NO Tree in My...
This year there will be no Christmas tree in my house. I am no Scrooge or against holiday cheer, it’s just we have a “situation” this year. We no longer can hav... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2018 LIFESTYLE -
12 Christmas – Hanukah Gift Ideas for Hip, Margarita Drinking Women. (or Wine)
Don’t you get so tired of the gift cards, coupon books of hugs, coffee mugs, Christmas décor and all around “practical” holiday gifts you get every year? Ladies... Read more
Posted on 26 November 2018 LIFESTYLE -
10 Funny Thanksgiving Tweets
Are you ready for Thanksgiving? What are you thankful for? Do you have one of those turkeys that they are recalling for salmonella? Read more
Posted on 19 November 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Midlife Friends & Mayhem
This past weekend, Susan and I had a staycation at my house. Who is Susan? She is Louise to my Thelma, Lucy to my Ethel. She is my partner in crime especially o... Read more
Posted on 14 November 2018 LIFESTYLE -
It’s November and I Don’t Feel the Christmas Cheer.
Bah Humbug! Is it wrong that I have zero desire to buy gifts for anyone this year? Anyone else feel this way? I mean I could do it all online and it would be... Read more
Posted on 05 November 2018 LIFESTYLE -
More Halloween Tweets for 2018
Ok. I love Halloween and I have spent an awful amount of time on Twitter lately. I am obsessed with Halloween tweets. Obvi. So I wanted to share more! I did a... Read more
Posted on 29 October 2018 LIFESTYLE -
It’s Ok If Your Kids See You Are Not A Perfect Parent
When you have that first child and you try to be the best mom ever, suffer from postpartum depression, cry a lot and put the diaper on wrong a few times, Don’t... Read more
Posted on 22 October 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Halloweens from Our Youth & Hellish Costumes
Let’s start with the obvious here. You could not breathe in these masks back in the 70s. You felt like you were being suffocated or worse. Read more
Posted on 15 October 2018 LIFESTYLE -
10 Funny Halloween Tweets for 2018
It’s October and was close to 90 degrees where I am. So it’s no wonder I am not in the Fall/Halloween spirit yet. But it is almost time so if you are like me an... Read more
Posted on 09 October 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Parents, Land Your Helicopters. Seriously.
Believe it or not, I have been asked for parenting advice from time to time. Even though I love my cocktails, swear a little (ok a lot) and call my kids Thing 1... Read more
Posted on 01 October 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Stop Reading ‘How-To Raise Your Kids’ Articles. Midlife Margaritas Guide to...
I am a big fan of websites like “Grown And Flown” and “Scary Mommy”. They are filled with smart, funny and insightful articles about all the Mommy stages raisin... Read more
Posted on 24 September 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Carolina Strong & Have You Marked Yourself Safe?
Still getting through Hurricane Florence here in the Carolinas. While I live in central NC, we have had our share of flooding, trees down, power outages and yes... Read more
Posted on 18 September 2018 LIFESTYLE