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Twitterpated

By Maggiemcneill @Maggie_McNeill

Do you follow my Twitter feed?  You really ought to, and if you aren’t on Twitter you should join just to follow me.  I mean, look at some of the cool tweets you’ve missed in the past week, and this is just a fraction:

Every time I see something like this, I'm even more glad I decided to be a whore. https://t.co/nZkH9KJjeT

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 15, 2017

1) Leave amateurs alone.
2) Find an escort you like, submit to her screening, pay her.
3) Repeatedly call her attractive for the entire length of the booking if you want.

This ain't rocket science, guys. It's not your sexuality under threat here; it's your fantasy of free sex. https://t.co/ZleZAbMl1I

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 14, 2017

Ask sex workers how much difference there is between the parties when it comes to sending violent thugs to rape us and destroy our income.

Then ask pot users and chronic pain patients how much difference there is when supporting the brutal, racist drug war & mass incarceration. https://t.co/gMcNNcCGts

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 14, 2017

So, you were a "child" at 15? You had a tiny penis & no body hair? You couldn't have gotten a girl pregnant? Couldn't perform adult cognitive functions? Couldn't drive or read a newspaper? You still rode in a car seat?
Really?

"Legal minor" ≠ "child"

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 15, 2017

"Anarchists" means people like me. "Traffickers" means ordinary sex workers & clients. "Organized crime" means the dude you buy your weed from in most states. "Traitors who sell secrets" means people like @Snowden.

There's a "disgrace" here all right, and it's the FBI. https://t.co/KkxIR6sWtf

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 16, 2017

A talking toaster is still a toaster.
A toaster with a feminine-sounding voice or name is still a toaster.
A toaster that you pretend is female is still a toaster.
A toaster has no sex.
A genderless machine cannot be "harassed". It exists to do a job, not promote politics. https://t.co/29DWCqrlaZ

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 16, 2017

Good. Let's hope neither of the filthy prohibitionist douchebags ever works again.

And the same goes for all "actresses" who campaign for OTHER WOMEN to be subjected to rape, robbery, caging & shaming by the pigs. https://t.co/6X4Cqspgae

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 16, 2017

This is what allowing government to "regulate" things gets you. https://t.co/EaspepXVw2

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 16, 2017

Been putting off calling me for a date? Arrange one by January 6th and get a generous Christmas discount! meetmaggie [at] earthlink [dot] net. Serious inquiries only, PLEASE! pic.twitter.com/oyp0xLsXvj

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 16, 2017

My Maman gave me this comic book when it was new, despite my mother's dislike of my reading horror.

I still miss her so much. https://t.co/aGGHw6LCa8 https://t.co/eiHD1rZ1mf

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 16, 2017

Damn, @LindseyStirling is cute. I would definitely not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 17, 2017

I'm sure sexual assault charges in the military would decrease if we dramatically downsized the military & stopped needlessly sending young people of any sex into deeply traumatizing life-and-death situations. https://t.co/3544ZGPJ4s

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 17, 2017

Every time I see a fellow whore talk about amateur dating, I'm a little bit more relieved that I've never tried it.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 17, 2017

My first crush was Mrs. Emma Peel on "The Avengers". Which, I think, explains a lot.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 18, 2017

She likes pretending to be sex-positive, when in reality she is and always has been a dried-up prude.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 19, 2017

Except that there's still money in "Star Trek". It's referenced often in TOS, fairly often in NG, & constantly in DS9.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 19, 2017

It's easy to get to the 7th circle; all you need to do is kill yourself. Getting any deeper requires initiative.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 19, 2017

The Swedish model, as practiced in Canada & elsewhere, is literally the opposite of a harm reduction approach. https://t.co/l3MZljNni8 It is specifically intended to harm sex workers in hopes of forcing us into low-paid & degrading menial labor. https://t.co/84aXX7EKmR

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 19, 2017

Really, ladies, y'all need to be charging instead of giving it for free to jealous losers who want to keep you down. https://t.co/bULSnPOx2o

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 20, 2017

Qui cum canibus concumbunt cum pulicibus surgent. https://t.co/WqJsFmF6ot

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 20, 2017

Make sure you click on the links.  What are you waiting for?

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