Gwen and Art are Not in Love by Lex Croucher is not an Arthurian retelling, nor is it particularly converned with historical accuracy. What it is instead is a queer YA romcom set in a Camelot that is slightly obsessed with King Arthur several hundred years after his death, starring a princess (Gwen) and a noble (Art) who have been engaged since they were children, and who also can't stand each other. Rather than fall for each other, as the romcom structure would typically dictate, they instead grow closer in the aftermath of Gwen catching Art kissing a stable boy and then Art finding Gwen's diary, wherein she fantasizes about the kingdom's only female knight. From there, they decide to more or less act as each other's wing(wo)men for the summer, resulting in what may be the sweetest, funniest, and all-around most entertaining book I have read this year.
Reading this book felt like reading fanfiction, and I mean that as the highest compliment. When I stopped reading published books in my free time and switched over to fanfiction for years because it was the only place I could find what I was looking for, this book right here is exactly what I wish I had. These characters felt like old friends right from the beginning, and I genuinely don't think I've ever laughed so much at a book. Like, the dialogue in this book was impeccable.
I can't gush enough about how much fun I had reading this book or all of the things I loved about it because it really was pretty much everything, so instead I'm just going to note the two things that kept sticking out at me that made me appreciate this book even more:
For one, I loved the way this book challenged the idea of being "not like other girls," because yeah, as a queer nerdy teenager, I definitely could have related to Gwen's assumption that all of the other girls were shallow stereotypes gossiping about her when she's not listening, and I also could have used a reminder that other teenager girls aren't the enemy just because they're more comfortable making friends than you are. I thought this book incorporated that really nicely, without it feeling heavy-handed.
Most importantly, I loved how much love was in this book. Between Gwen and Art's blossoming friendship, their respective blossoming romances, and Gwen's close friendship with her brother, there really is no shortage of love of all kinds, something that I think is especially important in queer YA. It was a joy to watch these kids fall in love, and then also be able to talk about it with their outside support systems, or help each other work through their feelings, or go let loose together at a party on their birthday.
My only note, if you will, is I did feel like the sapphic relationship got the least pagetime, predominantly because Art's love interest is also Gwen's brother, which means that while Gabe is a major character in both Art and Gwen's chapters, Bridget is mostly only in Gwen's. I wouldn't go so far as to say this was a failing on this book's part, because I truly do mean it when I say I loved every page of this book, but I did wish I got as much of Bridget as I did of Gwen, Art, and Gabe.
From the very first page, I thought this was legitimately one of the funniest books I have ever read, but it did not take long for this book to prove itself full of just as much heart, as well as characters I would protect with my life. If I could give my teenage self just one book, it would almost certainly be this one.
