piggyvonninja:
mama4therevolution:
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
hahahahaha no you won’t
^^^^^ Cosigned.
You’ll have:
- don’t expect me to shave my legs for that sex
- SHUT UP OR YOU’LL WAKE THE BABY & I’LL KILL YOU sex
- hurry up I’m ovulating sex
- ugh, I’m tired can I just lay here til your done sex
Have fun, kid.
(Source: skinnylouve)
