OK, you don't really need to know Russian to get this is actually about a marijuana plantation in Canada that was guarded by 13 black bears (note words: "Canada Press", "Marijuana" and "Plantatio" and the word "smert"="death" is absent), but this is funny.
Don't Pay attention to the Russian--read the subtitles:
BTW, you don't need to be a Russian scholar to know that смерть (smert) is death. If you are a James Bond fan, you would remember that Smersh meant "smert shpionem", or "death to spies".
