Now You'll Want This Inspirational Plaque Or Whatever

Seize the day or whatever. My sentiments exactly. Like, someone read my mind and then burned the results into wood, yo.

You can get this handmade wood burned shield on Etsy for $60 USD.
You know you want it because it reminds you of Grade 11 English class when they made you read Silas Mariner and you were like, "The morale is carpe diem? The fuck does that mean?" And when you found out, you resolved never to seize the day after that, purely as an act of rebellion.
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