Well, there’s a first time for everything, and last night I fell asleep during the Oscars. It was towards the end, so I don’t think I missed much. But man, vacation really takes it out of me. I’m still debating about whether my favorite dress award goes to Maya Rudolph (in Johanna Johnson) or Michelle Williams (in Louis Vuitton). . One thing I know for sure is that just because you have great legs and a slit in your dress does not mean that your leg needs to be exposed during the entire awards show (hahem, Angelina). Doing so might result in things like this or this (thanks to @lindsaypell for hooking me up with that photo. I laughed until I cried and then I did it again). In other news, it appears that those dreamy layers of neutral lace aren’t going anywhere anytime soon. Between the Grammys and the Oscars I lost count of how many neutral and/or lace dresses walked the red carpet. Today’s Inspiration: Prada Perfume ($119.00), Maiyet Clutch ($1250.00), Cream Court Shoes ($39.00), Dorothy Perkins Lace Pencil Dress ($55.00), Etro Tiered Necklace ($1045.00), Bare Escentuals Blush in Lovelyl ($19.00), NARS Larger than Life Lipgloss in Como ($30.00), OPI Polish in Wocka Wocka ($10.20).