Does anybody else get sores on their bodies when they don't get out of bed for nine weeks?
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 9, 2013
.@tonyhawk Will you kick flip over my coffin at my funeral? Need to know by Friday.
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) July 9, 2013
It's not better to burn out than to fade away. You know what's better to do than fade away? A BILLION dollars
— Dan Gagliardi (@asimplemachine) July 9, 2013
Before Twitter, I was primarily a local asshole.
— Buck4itt (@buck4itt) July 8, 2013
hope I used the right filter for this pic of dildos on instagram
— Tracy Marquez (@tracy_marq) July 8, 2013
