If I were going to an Oscar afterparty tonight (instead of falling asleep in old sweatpants that are so cheap I often can’t tell the front from the back, only to be woken up at 3:17 am by a baby who wants to headbutt and drool on me until 6 am), then I’d totally want to hang out with Adele, Jennifer Lawrence, Melissa McCarthy, Bradley Cooper’s mom and the tiger from Life of Pi.
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