When do the players start making out
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 1, 2015
Super Bowl Twitter might not be the place for this but I am in huge financial trouble & I’m almost positive my wife is a Basque separatist.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 1, 2015
don't tell my girlfriend but I would probably sit on Tom Brady's face
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 1, 2015
My Super Bowl party is BYOO (bring your own oboe)
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) February 1, 2015
Sorry Linda, but you’ve been suspended from the Super Bowl because your guacamole tested positive for tomatoes.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) February 1, 2015
