On your jobhunt, you are likely to meet the odd negative nelly. The occasional tool. And a few utter bastards.
If you want to STAY jobless, invite them into your brain. Let them set up camp and do a shit in your self-esteem pool, until you’re so paralysed with self-doubt you don’t trawl through job sites, so much as scream at them to stop mocking you.
Observe:
