I know you’ve thought about it at least once in your lifetime.
What If Mine Was Just A Bit Bigger
The quest for the bigger bum. The bigger butt. Or the bigger a$$ if you want to be frank. Who could blame us really?
When Plastic Surgery Is Too Extreme
Plastic surgery is too extreme in my opinion. Although some of the celebrities I’ve mentioned above have definitely dabbled in the silicone.
They say absolutely not.
I say come on.
Do they really believe we don’t notice?
Most of us want it but don’t think its worth going under the knife over. But easy, quick and cheaper ways to boost the derriere does sound appealing, right? Well, naturally, I’ve gotcha covered!
Butt Creams
Believe it or not, there are creams that promise to plump your buns. Honestly I can’t wrap my mind around how this could actually work. But there is a huge market for these creams. Companies (like ButtMaxx and Quick Butt) are producing them like crazy. You rub them on your rear and wait for the magic. Some promise results in 4 to 6 weeks.
Butt Pads
Padded undergarments for when you want some extra — sometimes. These are awesome because not only do they add where you need it, they can also squeeze in what you don’t want. They are easy to find and come in different forms. My favorites are the ones that are multipurpose. How about some bodyrithmetic: add some curves here… subtract some fat there equals best jean day ever.
Squats
I know what your thinking? Bloody squats and lunges! Hey, it works. And, it’s free!! Adding a couple of squats and lunges into your daily routine can help beef up your glutes. Start with 10 to 15 per day and work your way up to longer sets. You may even wanna check out the Stallion Booty and Donkey Booty workout DVDs by Real Housewives of Atlanta.
What are your thoughts on butt creams? What about butt pads? Do you think plastic surgery has gone too far? I wanna know. Feel free to leave a comment below.
