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Gunloons Killing Off Next Generation of Gunloons

Posted on the 11 July 2013 by Mikeb302000
Gunloons Killing Off Next Generation of Gunloons Read this sobering article from the NY Daily News:

“You don’t need a mass shooting if you want to see kids injured by guns,” said Angela Sauaia, a trauma researcher at the University of Colorado. “A good proportion of these injuries are caused by the children themselves. Injuries caused by firearms are much more likely to be self-inflicted than any other injuries.”Experts on both sides of the gun debate say these deaths are completely avoidable. But statistics show they occur time and time again, with the youth gun death rate staying steady for the past 15 years.

Look, it's not as if gunloons are reproductive dynamos; indeed, the vast majority of gunloons are gunloons because they are socially arrested and have as much chance of gaining a female companion as NRA hero George Zimmerman beating Usain Bolt in a 100m race.  It appears that the few gunloons who accidentally procreate are systemically killing their offspring.


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