Last Friday, my husband came home with a big grin on his face and he handed me this joke. I just have to share it with you.
Perspectives . . .
A doctor from France says, “In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.” A German doctor comments quietly, “That’s nothing, because in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.” A Russian doctor responded boasting: “That’s nothing either. In Russia, we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.” The U.S. doctor laughs and immediately answered: “That’s nothing my colleagues. You are way behind us. In the U.S.A., about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart and no balls…we made him President of the United States, and now……the whole damn country is looking for work!”
