Dear Joe
I can’t believe this is real life because it’s just so wonderful to be with you. Once again, thank you for trying to understand my girl tantrums, no matter how irrational and hilarious they were. (You were right; multiplying cats were never going to make them come indoors quicker.) My heart melts every time you call me a pet name and when you refer to me as your girlfriend. I can’t wait for you to meet my friends this weekend. They’re all looking forward to meet the wonderful Joe that I can’t stop talking about. Also, thank you for having such a beautiful sense of humour; you always keep me smiling and my heart electrified. Hearing your laugh is one of the best sounds I have ever heard.
PS. I can’t wait to kiss your face off too!
Dear B
I really missed you bro! Now that we’re both in wonderful relationships we rarely see each other anymore. I appreciate the quick chat and brief hug at work on Monday before my evening shift, the brekkie date on Wednesday, but by far Thursday was the best day. You are by far my favorite (gay) boyfriend EVER!
Dear LC
You have been a pain in the BRAT all week! From refusing to come indoors when you’re told, to singing a cat opera at 4 in the morning, to helping yourself to the big bag of cat food on the kitchen counter between meals. This has to stop!
Dear Andre
Well… you’ve been treated like a princess this week Miss Hamlin! I thought I’d give you a treat of honey bars, a bath (is that considered a treat?) and the freedom to fly around til late. I didn’t appreciate you flying INTO my hot pasta lunch last weekend though. I’m sure your burned pink feet is a lesson not to do it again.
Dear August & September, 2014
I can’t WAIT til you come around. Yes, you’re still several months away but I can already tell you’re going to be the highlight this year.
Dear The French Language
Between now and August/September, you are something Joe and I are going to start learning how to speak a little better. Yes, I should have paid more attention in Year 7, but that was over fifteen years ago. I’m a little rusty.
Dear Wifey Status
So, it seems as though I’ve over-committed myself by being several people’s wifey; all of which are paramedics. All of them have some head-to-head on Instagram too. Maybe it’s my fault that I have all of them on there at once. Not very discreet am I. HAHA!
Dear Breaking Bad
I am sincerely sorry that I didn’t pay attention to you before. But thanks to Joe (who is clearly a good influence) I’m hooked!
Dear Skin
You’ve been glowing and bright and clear and just… happy! You’ve been amazing and I’m so glad you haven’t given me any dramas over the last few months.
Dear Brows
You have been the highlight of my week. Life is – truly – so much easier then you have great brows, so thank you for being fabulous!
Dear NAKED3 Palette
I don’t know why it’s actually taken me a week to play with you AND to post your first photo on my Instagram, but I am SO happy with you. You’re stunning and I’m utterly infatuated. I don’t know how you’ll stand up to the NAKED Basics palette though. Only time will tell.
Dear Life
Yet another perfect week to be thankful for. Even with the lack of sleep, nights where I’d rather be with Joe instead of missing him, and not feeling 100% in terms of health, I can’t let any of the bad things outweigh the good. My life has been a constant blessing and I am so grateful for the life I possess.
Dear Seven Shillings Beach & Red Leaf Pool
You are now my favorite beach and as an Eastern Suburbs Princess native, I apologize for not spending more time with you previously. I’m sure we’ll be having lot more time together over the Summer.
Dear the color Orange (particularly highlighter orange)
I am obsessed with you this week. You are such an underrated hue, but like Yellow you’re a very happy color. I should enjoy you more often.
Dear Drama
Thank you for not showing up this week. Please feel free not to show up again next week.
Dear Mick
Look, I could write a long winded message to you on here, but I won’t. I did just want to stated that I wholeheartedly meant everything I said and I take back nothing. Even when you get the last word, I still win!
Happy FRIDAY!
