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Everything You Wanted to Know About Techno/science Geeks...

Posted on the 17 November 2014 by Brutallyhonest @Ricksteroni

... and all of it coming to light thanks to The Anchoress:

3) A comet scientist who has just helped to land a probe on to a comet is unlikely think think, “oh, I’m going to be interviewed, so I’d better take off this inappropriate-but-geeky shirt full of sexy-women- TheOffendingShirtwith-guns on it, which was designed by a female friend.”

4) Because techno/science geeks are sweet-natured, if a tweeting malcontent urinates on a great moment for science because she doesn’t like the inappropriate-but-geeky shirt, they will quickly and — unfortunately — tearfully apologize for giving offense.

5) Because techno/science geeks rarely-unto-never set out to demand attention, declare victimhood for themselves or deliberately offend their fellow humans, they don’t really understand that there are some people in the world who live to take umbrage, find things to be offended about, and make people cry.

6) These umbrage-taking, offense-seeking people mewling about the travesty of shirts bearing sexy-women-with-guns tend to be the same sorts of people who believe that when Kim Kardashian props herself up as a plasticine-nude cocktail shelf, she has offered conclusive and empowering proof that mothers can be sexy, or something. For the sake of the world.

That's four things, she's got six more at her place. 

Read the whole thing.  You'll learn lots about your average techno/science geek and more about your average wacko/feminist freak.


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