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Deciphering the Bible

By Eowyn @DrEowyn
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In my mature years, I’m finally beginning to understand the Bible!

For those who haven’t heard, the State of Washington just passed two laws:

  • Same-sex Marriage
  • Legalized Marijuana

The fact that same-sex marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:

“If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

I just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before. ;)

H/t FOTM’s WildBillAlaska

~Eowyn


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