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Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard Ons

By Killerfillers @killrfillr
Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard onsBefore any hell breaks loose, if for some reason you are directed here because  of the silly title or you’ve been searching indecent and promiscuous post relating to sex. Sorry to disappoint but no such thing exist on this blog for now. Moving on….

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

*Grandma did it again

We woke up late on our second day because of the drinking spree we had last night.  We stood lifeless waiting for our breakfast  when one of the boat man told us that our guide left awhile ago to get our packed brekkie/lunchin the town. Minutes, hours rolled in and by the time we knew it the guide wasn’t still around.  We were so hungry at  that time and fortunately there’s a bakery near the place where we sleep. 
Who would have thought that a simple tambay mode in a bakery would be a great distraction to what have been a stressing getaway. It seems last night drinking was still fresh in my mind as we relive the jokes and  pleasantries.  A throttle from a motorcycle suddenly disrupted our animated conversation. It was actually our guide, looking disgusted and scratching his head.
Kuya Guide: Sir pasensya na kayo kung natagalan ako.                   We:Okey lang kuya nakakain na naman kami.                  Kuya:Nag-shoshooting kasi ng Survivor don sa dinadaanan ng mga sasakyan.   We:Ahhhh…  
We didn’t seemed to believed at first until we saw half-naked people with some of them holding a flag of their respective tribe on our way to the boat. You are now forgiven kuyaCaramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard onsCaramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard onsWhile on the boat our guide summed up the list of islands that we can visit during the day. At the back of my mind I already doubted if we  have that enough time to do go to all the islands that he mention. Island hopping seems to take forever in Caramoan and the waters were somewhat rough until some unknown yet seem so familiar showed up on the peripheral. Finally an island! Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons
The boat halted approximately a hundred meters from the shore and could not take us further because of the low tide. Under the scorching sun we walked from there carrying our packed lunch  and cameras to a little hut. The guide told us that the island name is Manlawi.It somewhat remind me of Cagbalete because of the sandbar.

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

*Huts along the shores of Manlawi


Probably the best BJ I had in years

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

Starbuko anyone?

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

*Tall Buko for Red and Coco Frappe for Gaea.lol

Even with the lack of shade, we couldn’t help but admire the place – the sandbar, the hills surrounding it and the refreshing BJ (buko juice). I can vaguely remember how much we paid for the coconut but it’s definitely way cheaper compare to those food cart you see in malls. Most of us stayed and crammed the poor hut while waiting for our buko juice.

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

*Dr. Kurt Connors was a beach bum before he became
 one of the leading scientific minds of Oscorp

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard onsA collective shriek among the girls ensued when one of the island dweller came near us and he was holding a lizard. He eventually told us that reptile is not that dangerous, in which we just bow in return. It’s actually more of “yeah right” kind of answer. He was actually selling the poor creature to us and which we deliberately declined. It would be better to leave the creature in the wild  since they have a much better chance of survival. 

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

endless blue skies, fine white sand -what more could you ask for?

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

He sells seashell by the sea shore

Not to waste time we sauntered around the whole island to snap some pictures and enjoy the fresh cold breeze rushing through our face. We met a kid who was slightly startled of our presence, he eventually smiled, even talked to us and we felt very much welcomed. We walked a great distance realizing that we needed a sun block badly. The sun was mercilessly beating down on us and that  when  we decided to back to the hut for our lunch.

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

return to where you came from

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons
So we reached the hut and only to notice that some of the boys are camwhoring on the shallow shore. It’s somewhat unexpected  and we laughed at seeing them in silly poses. Eventually I jumped in to joined them. It would probably pass up as the highlight of the entire Camsur trip.lol

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

Boys over BJ

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

Boys who love BJ

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

*lunch time crunch time

After our lunch we went on to Cotivas (correct me if I'm wrong with the name) but it's the same with the other islands it has a milky white and powdery sands and blue waters. There were some obstacle courses from the Survivor. What's interesting though is we got to chat with the supposed owner of the island. Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

guess who's  the owner of this entire island?#coffeanddonutonme

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

can you see the lighthouse of Lahos Island?

 He doesn't  exactly look like your average millionaire in suits and  tie. But when he drops millions (in dollars) and a hot of the grill news (at that time that Survivor USA engaged with him for the used of  his island), we eventually believe that he's the owner.It was an interesting conversation so to speak. We  were only allowed to stay there for half an hour and took pictures as many as we can.

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

rough ride

This is where the hard on happened

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

the boat slowly maneuvered to the shallow part of the island to avoid hitting the corals underneath

Another boat ride followed and the last island we’re able to visit was Sabitang Laya. I can’t say more of the entire trip - it was another long journey and better way to pass time is to dozed off.  It seems that this is the crowded beach so far of all the islands we’ve visited. It has twolong stretch of the usual white powdery sand beaches making them ideal for picnics and camping as well . But what makes it special are  the stunning cathedral rock formations which totally blow me away.

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

Stunning rock formations of Sabitang Laya


To make sure we savored every inch of the island we visited we walked towards the rock formations dotting the entire coastline. Wanting to have a better view of the whole island, I decided to climb a part of the rock. It was a rock climbing on bare feet! I carefully put one foot in front of the other, like a calculated step. For a single slip would mean I’ll bump my head in one of jagged rocks.

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

scaling the jagged rocks

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

rock bottom

I immediately handed my camera to a friend so that the straps wouldn’t be a distraction while making my way up to the top. When was able to plant my feet on a flat ground that was the time  I stopped. I took a deep breath and my senses were filled with awe looking at the serene  and splendid beauty of the island.  

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

*the other beach of Sabitang Laya which is restricted for beach bummers

Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard ons

*Errol jumping again on top of the jagged rock formation

We took a short dip after horsing around  and the numerous shutter frenzy we had. As hours rolled on and by the time we knew it, was time to leave the island. 
Caramoan: Of Refreshing BJ’s and Hard onsPhoto Credits: anything marked with * are from Johzen

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