There is nothing Gangnam Style about adult-onset diabetes
— jon (@senderblock23) January 31, 2014
This new car is going to get me so laid!! *fucks car*
— Michele (@Starwarsgirl) January 31, 2014
I saw a neighbor walking so I rolled down my window and offered him a ride. He said he was "out for a walk." I never even knew he was Amish.
— Buck4itt (@buck4itt) January 29, 2014
I bought a bran muffin mix, yada, yada, yada, my clogged toilet flooded the dining room.
— Jennifer Villamere (@jenvillamere) January 30, 2014
Tonight: am I mad at garlic bread? The answer may surprise you. Join us at 10.Read more great tweets here, eh?
— HAWAIIAN SNOWPHIE (@HiK_Bye) January 28, 2014
