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Afghanistan Is Winnable If We Just MOAB the Whole Place

Posted on the 20 April 2017 by Calvinthedog

Jewson Y: Afghanistan is winnable if it’s MOAB’d. It’s sort of like building a railroad tunnel or roads thru tough terrain.

MOAB’s do not even go underground. They were a pretty lousy weapon to use against that cave complex. I think Trump just did it to whip out his erect penis and show the world how big it is. That’s what he was doing by dropping that bomb.

Those MOAB’s were invented in 2001. In the 15 years since, we have made exactly 20 MOAB’s. So we make one of these $16 million bombs every year. We now have 19 MOAB’s left, and it takes a year to make a new one.

Your “MOAB the place to Hell” thing is not going to work. First of all, we will run out of MOAB’s in the first month of the campaign.


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