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20 Half – Assed Predictions for the 2015-16 NHL Season

By Phjoshua @thereviewsarein

Hockey season is back and that means it’s time to make  some ridiculous predictions for the 2015-16 NHL season.

Have a look at this list of 20 and add your predictions in the comment section.

Also, I tried to avoid the dreaded East Coast Bias – but ya, it’s probably there.

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 1. Phil Kessel score 50+ and wins the Rocket Richard Trophy

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 2 A) Steven Stamkos stumbles and score 33

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 2 B) Stamkos doe not sign a contract extension during the season

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 3. James van Riemsdyk is the Toronto Maple Leafs MVP

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 4. Carey Price wins 40 games for the Montreal Canadiens

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 5. Jaromir Jagr and his mullet play in the All-Star Game

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 6. An Eastern Conference team wins the Stanley Cup

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 7. Connor McDavid scored 34 goals, adds 48 assists for 82 total points

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 8 A) Raffi Torres doesn’t play a game in the NHL this season

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 8 B) If Raffi Torres plays a game this season the Sharks will win the Stanley Cup

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 9. The Lightning take a big step back

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 10. The Toronto Maple Leafs trade Nazim Kadri mid-season

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 11. 4 Canadian teams make the playoffs

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 12. The Buffalo Sabres will not make the playoffs

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 13. Sidney Crosby scores 101 points

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 14. Alexander Semin score 25 goals for the Montreal Canadiens

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 15. The New Jersey Devils will finish the season with the worst overall record

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 16. The Anaheim Ducks lose in the Western Conference Final

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 17. Bobby Ryan scores 17 goals on the season

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 18. The Dallas Stars score the most goals in the NHL

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 19. Don Cherry swears on TV and the CBC has to bleep him

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 20. Patrick Sharp scores a hat trick against the Blackhawks

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