More Baseball Stuff That Makes Me Lose My Goddamn Mind

By Gary

"I opened my eyes and saw the real world, and I began to laugh and I haven't stopped since." - Kierkegaard

Statistical guru Bill James recently laid bare that Tony Phillips has a higher career WAR than Braves poster boy Dale Murphy in a shocking (to me at least) expose. To be fair, James has said that the WAR statistic has its problems (personally, I think OPS is a far superior stat) stating that " the REAL problem with WAR is that it is a Comparison Derivative-thus, highly sensitive to small errors. The problem is that when working with Comparison Derivatives, a 1% error can manifest itself as a 20% error, a 50% error, a 90% error, or a 200% error. " It's like the old saying: a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. A single error in the statistic can have a huge effect on its overall accuracy. Nevertheless, I found it cool that Phillips was on James' list of highly underrated players and I agree that he didn't get the recognition he deserved. To whom it matters: Murphy had a higher career OPS- .815 to .763. and no, I don't think he deserves to be in the HOF.

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Oakland Pathetics Rookie Mason Miller tossed 7 no-hit innings against the Mariners a few nights ago before being pulled by numbskull manager Mark Kotsay for, and I kid you not, Dick Lovelady, (recently plucked from the Braves shit heap...but he's CHEAP!) who tossed 5 pitches before giving up a game-tying homer to .113 hitting AJ Pollock-essentially blowing the game and all the positive free-flowing, rolling in the mud, hippie vibes. Talk about a buzzkill! And so it goes with the A's bullpen aka "The Gas Can Squad" as Oakland fandom continues with this maudlin (thanks to carpetbagger John Fisher) baseball season. I guess the saying still holds true: You get what you pay for.

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My insomnia and existential terror returned the other night (go figure) so I decided to watch some NPB and lo and behold, there was the recently disgraced Trevor Bauer on the hill pitching his first game in just over 22 months! The social media creep scattered seven hits in seven innings, allowed one run, struck out nine, and threw 98 pitches in the Yokohama Baystars ' 4-1 victory against the Hiroshima Carp. I guess it's safe to say that I didn't get much sleep and was kicking myself as I wearily watched the post-game Bauer interview before a board of corporate sponsors and clutching a stuffed animal in the Japanese kawaii tradition. I've got to say, Bauer definitely had the "Bear" necessities to get the job done. (and there it is...I've been reduced to dad jokes. My deepest apologies, and I wouldn't blame you if you decided to unsubscribe and curse my name into the fiery pits of hell) Sweet dreams everyone!