Chicas Adoran Las Pelotas Rapidas. Or, Vacay Bitches.

In honor of Martin Luther King Jr., the upcoming apocalypse, and my best friend Carl’s 30^th birthday, I will be on vacation in the Dominican Republic until Sunday.Hopefully I will not get murdered or anything.If you would like to submit an order for steroids or other contraband, please email chicksdigthefastball@gmail.com.
While in the DR, I intend to bask on the beach and read books, catch some baseball games and find the next Albert Pujols, and down enough drinks with little colorful umbrellas that I forget just how cold it is in New York.Hopefully by the time I get back, if I get back at all that is, Time Warner Cable and MSG will have worked out their issues and I will be able to watch the Knicks again.
Until then, let’s go Giants and Blue Devils.  Have a great week guys, and please check back next Monday.