Pregnancy Can Be a Beautiful Thing. Or You Could Ruin That, Too.

Everyone loves a pregnant woman right? According to these photos that I found on iVillage and Awkward Family Photos, being pregnant doesn’t exempt a woman from making bad photo pose choices.
I, for one, am glad that pregnant women are allowed to show the shape of their stomachs. When I was pregnant, we had to wear the costume of a 12-year-old Catholic school girl to disguise our pregnancies. But then pregnant women had to go and take it one step further, and start showing their naked stomachs. Three words: T.M.I. And then there are these people:
Get that feather away from me. And take off that bracelet, or I’ll let my water break on your side of the bed. ☙ “I can do it, but I’m gonna need a semi-automatic, a watermelon and a maternity peasant dress.” (If MacGyver were preggers.) ☙
Janice never showed her true feelings about the fact that her husband had a bigger bump and bigger breasts than her. ☙ Hockey moms gone wild! No, really, the third son pushed her right over the edge and she’s actually lost her mind. If this isn't photo evidence, I don't know what is. ☙ Greg always felt like an out-of-focus background character in his wife and daughter’s life. ☙ Thank God for maternity sports bras. ☙ I don’t like that look on her face at all. ☙ You’ll want to show this photo to the baby when he gets older and begins to question just how big of a dork his dad is. ☙ While you’re at it, picture yourself with bangs and more defined pecs, too. (Your baby isn’t going to look anything like that, by the way.) ☙ The worst part is, these are tattoos. Alert the circus: Couple with baby coming in for audition. ☙ The pregnancy gave Melissa the temperament to play both the White Swan and the Black Swan almost simultaneously. ☙ Florida Governor Rick Scott, in a photo that never came out in the campaign, miraculously. ☙ “Honey, could you pleeeeeease change the tire this time?” “Oh, honey, I can’t. I’m naked and pregnant.” ☙ Is it just me, or does this guy seem to be more interested in the boobs than in the baby?  ☙
Sometimes it’s hard to find a comfortable position when you’re pregnant. So take a tip from our friend the sloth and try balancing on a tree branch. ☙
The women I can almost forgive: Between the hair loss, face break-outs, mood swings, loss of bodily functions, and deprivation of all alcohol, caffeine and a decent cold medicine, you can hardly blame an expectant mother’s choice of photo poses. But the husbands? No excuse. ☙ Carol soon realized that a game of hide-and-seek was going to be much more complicated for the next few months. ☙ Celebrating our love . . . and celebrating the fact that my husband’s gut is bigger and more full of beer than mine. ☙
What’dja do, put Skittles in there? ☙