Yankee Candle Haul: “The First Tarte I Got Was Fruit Salad.”

I didn’t watch this entire video until recently. I thought the teddy bear as a Yankee Candle bonus gift was the climax. But let me just say, it’s not. When the kid reviews a hazel nut coffee scented Yankee Candle, he scoots his chair back to reveal his love for coffee. THE KID HAS A DAMN KEURIG coffee maker set up on a little table by his bed. What in the hell? This kid sits around smelling candles and brewing coffee in his room. I want to hang out there.

I suppose it could be worse. He could be prancing around in a neon hat with a raccoon tail hanging from the back (me). Overall, this video has made me question the legitimacy of how we raise our children today. On the other hand, this video makes me smile no matter how ##&!y my day is going.

Let me just conclude by saying that 1) the fact this video is called “Yankee Candle Haul” makes me want to pee pants  and 2) Don’t bother looking at his other videos because they are all filmed post puberty and not funny.

Best Quotes:

“So when I bought that, they asked me if I wanted “THE TEDDY BEAR,” and of course, I said yes!”

“Next one I bought was vanilla lime. LOVE vanilla lime.”

“I like coffee…because I have a Keurig, so I really like coffee.”