Woman Wakes up w/ Random Man in Her Bed

By Bestfunnyblog @bestfunnyblog

HUNTSVILLE, AL [no comment regarding the location].

A man climbed on top of a garbage can in the projects, crawled through a window, and got in bed with a woman. Yes, this story sounds like your everyday casting on the 5′oclock news. But- did I mention the victims are absolutely insane crackheads? I don’t know how the newscasters kept such a straight face. I would have shit pants.

This is too much. I thought this was fake the first time I watched it.

Oh yah- they also remixed a song based off the story. It’s actually pretty amazing and is available on itunes and as a ring-tone now.  Excellent.

“He’s climbing in your windows
He’s snatchin your people up
Tryna rape em so y’all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife”