On the subway home last night, I couldn’t help but reflect on what I have learned from my last two dates. Enjoy the lessons below!
1. Never, ever go on two dates in 48 hours because it could leave you feeling like this.
2. 5’5″ is not 5’7″
3. You know a date is bad when
- You talk about which is your favorite and least favorite subway line
- You compare rural Pennsylvania to upstate New York
- You debate where the Upper West Side starts
- He asks how you define kosher
- You discuss how exactly “door to door” should be defined with regard to HIS morning commute
- He asks you about future dates you have lined up this week
- The date ends with the girl swooping in for a hug to avoid a kiss