Hello,
I was at my Sister’s this weekend to help her partner Darren, creosote their garden fence. I don’t like him. Several years ago he tried to steal my roof.
But how can I refuse little Sis?
The curly Kale worked its magic, so I tucked a Cosmo under me arm and paid a visit to the facilities.
I learned that corduroy is king this year and also how Blandness is anow recognised cognitive disorder.
There was also a story about how Melanie, an events planner from Balham, had her life saved by her pet cat Snappy. Mel had fallen down the stairs at home and had broken her ankle, tibia, hip, six ribs and neck.
Snappy dialled the emergency services, administered CPR and prepared a poultice using herbs from garden.
Melanie has made a full recovery thanks to Snappy’s knowledge of herbs.
I am allergic to cats. Bring me out in hives.
The creosoting went well apart from Darren trying to steal his own fence. He has issues.
Bob