What Do Porn Moguls Have For Breakfast? Oily George Answers Your Queries

Hello Oily,

I was wondering if you could let me know what you have for breakfast. I’m sure it is the secret to you maintaining your fantastic figure, oily sheen and youthful looks.

Wendy, Bolsover

Oily Replies;

Wendy!

Hornflakes.

Regards

Oily