Its been a very busy day….
Pain receptors have been firing at me all day long with little or no let up….
I hate toothache!!!
It started this afternoon when a filling decided it couldn’t take the years of glucose and nicotine abuse and broke free….
Leaving behind in its wake, what the tongue interpreted as a giant cavity…… funny how the tongue is like a magnifying glass for the sense of touch!
Minutes later the pain receptors began firing, up the spinal cord waking me from my slumber and pissing me right off!!!
Every time I requested my usual nicotine fix the receptors went berserk, meaning I’m being starved now, which doesn’t bode well when I was already annoyed and cranky.
Annoyed because the lazy, idiotic lump I inhabit isn’t registered with one of those magicians who puts metal in your mouth and pulls coins from your pocket…
Cranky because I haven’t had chance to relax all day, despite the various home remedies Carl has tried: Clove oil, Listerine, Paracetamol and temporary tooth filler. The pain receptors are relentless little gits…
Finally the lard-arse made an appointment at an emergency dentist, pain is a great motivator thankfully.
Appointment is in 22 hours, at what point does that constitute an emergency! I need food and rest….
So The Scribbling Brain has become the The Screaming Brain for the next day…
Ooouuccchh!!!!!!!!!
Seriously I can’t think straight, I just want Carl to take a hammer to the side of his face….
Not a chance in hell of zzzzzzzzzzzzzz