The great nation of India awoke this morning to the sight of its most famous building has grown a moustache to honor Movember.
“By all that is holy and upon Sachin Tendulkars’s test record I am agog,” declared retired civil servant Mahindra Dhoni as he walked to the baker’s to buy his cat some fish. Without success. As an insurance policy he visited the bank. Again without success.
The Tache Mahal?