Hola, Y’all!
I am the Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde, Head Janitor, Chief Bottle Washer and Man About Town at my blog, Dumbass News.
I have been invited by Chris De Voss to regale you with the Magic That Is Dumbassery. When Chris first invited me to do a Guest Post on Long Awkward Pause, I thought to myself, “This guy is a very good writer, but he’s not real bright, is he?”
Upon further review, once I realized that he actually, you know, read Dumbass News, I became 100% certain that he is a butter knife in a steak knife world. But, hey, if he wants drive his blog numbers into the septic tank by asking me to put something together for LAP, who am I to argue? I don’t know the meaning of the word “argue”. Of course I don’t know the meaning of a bunch of words, but that’s neither here nor there.
One thing I do know, however, is stoopididity! And there’s no better place (besides Cal-ee-forn-ya) on The Big Blue Marble to find an Overdose of Stoopid than a newspaper!
Behold the Stoopid!
Who cares?
Dammit! My name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
Finally! A miracle cure for living!
I’ll bet.
I got nothin’.
This is because Republicans have no balls.
Thanks, Long Awkward Pause, for inviting me over!
One more thing…my final offer for this Guest Post is $20!
That’s all I can afford to pay you at the moment.