The world needs choices.
We like choices. However, choices sometimes divide us as a nation, a culture, and a people. That can be good or that can be very, very bad. But that’s ok, as long as we keep it friendly, right? There is no reason that Ford people can’t get along with Chevy people right? Think about it…essentially when it comes down to the nitty gritty of the matter, they both provide the same function…to make the Oil Companies rich. Now imagine a world where only one type of thing is offered…which is called a monopoly by the way. That means that product or service would never strive to get better…just like Paris Hilton. No reason too. No competition. Pizza Hut would only offer Pepperoni Pizza and that’s it. Hawaiian Pizza would never exist in a world without choices. Not only would that make Hawaiian’s very sad because they no longer have a hand in the pizza market, but it would also mean a surplus in Pineapples. Pineapples would over run the once beautiful islands of Hawaii, just sitting there…unused..rotting in the sun…making the land stinky of rotten fruit… The smell would eventually waft across the ocean and invade California. I’m sure that they would stop making movies because I know for a fact that actors are temperamental to rotten pineapple smells. It might even go as far as shutting down Pizza Hut in California because no one would have the stomach for eating with the rancid fruit aromas in the air. So basically California would not even have Pepperoni Pizza…which without choices, was the only pizza offered…remember? What we have essentially learned is….choices good…rotten pineapple bad… Tell us in the comments below, which of the choices listed are you in favor of… Happy Saturday!#ApplaudTheJellyfish1.) Android or Apple?
2.) Coke or Pepsi?
3.) Windows or Mac?
4.) Smiley Right or Smiley Left
5.) Glasses or Contacts?
6.) Over or Under?
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