The Kittehs Are Not Amused

By Vickilane
                                                                                             

What now, Cory? 


 There's a talking rodent on the bed, Angeline! And it jiggles!



I'm outta here.

Hmm. It does, indeed, jiggle and talk.

All it says is KittyKittyKitty. 

As if. This looks like The Woman's idea of a joke.

I prefer my  rodents like Big Bun here--soft and squishy and quiet.